Knock Knock Knock

[Moonbear]

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Trick-or-treat!

Tom, we know you're in there! Let us in!

(Tsunami made me do it.) :rofl:

[Math Is Hard]

TOM!!! Open up!!! <pounds on door> You there?? :grumpy:
TOM!! It's your science friends. We wanna meet your :cool: cool musician friends :cool: !!! :biggrin: C'mon... we won't embarrass you or nothing...
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! knock-knock-knock
TOMMMMM!!
C'mon, we had a really long RV trip, and Tsu wouldn't even stop so I could pee. :cry: :mad:

[tribdog]

check the window!

[Math Is Hard]

check the window!
Crud! It's locked!! :mad:

Hey, Moonbear! Nice costume! I didn't recognize you for a second there.. :smile:

[Moonbear]

Thanks...since I realized this was a costume party, I whipped something together last minute.

Raps on window. Tries to peek in through the blinds.
Tom, I know you're in there! We drove a long way and don't plan to leave until we get to PARTY!!

[Math Is Hard]

**whispers**Shoot! I guess we'll have to think of some way to trick Tom into opening the door. If we can distract him then we can all run in. Now where did Tsu go? Maybe when she gets back we can think of a plan. :devil:

[enigma]

*Flies up to the upper story window*

*Opens the window*

Boy it's good to be in costume 24/7/365.2425 :biggrin:

MY wings are fully functional! :cool:

Alright everyone! The window's open! Come on in!

Ah dang. You all can't fly. I guess I'll have to sneak downstairs and open the door.

Hopefully Tom doesn't have a shotgun or a rotweiler or a toddler with a lollypop or something to stop me...

[Math Is Hard]

LOL! :rofl: You can do it Enigma. Just blend in with his party guests and mingle your way toward the front door. We'll be waiting!
oh.. crud!!! Tom invited supermodels! I can see them through the window. They're trying to get Enigma to dance with them. oh, no, Enigma will forget all about us. :cry: And it's getting cold out here!! :cry:

[enigma]

You know what they say about guys with big wings...

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No wait. That's not right.

[Tsu]

Hey! What's goin' on???
(Here girls. Have some Green Apple Vodka. Sorry it took so long. The liquor store was packed and they had to find our CASE of it in the back...) What do you mean he's not answering the door!!! What the heck kind of welcome is that after all these miles. Alright. That's it. Everyone back up or climb aboard. We're takin' this bus up the stairs!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :rofl:

<climbs into RV and fires it up. BBBBBRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Reaches for Green Apple Martini and a Pecan Sandy (they're not just for champagne binges, ya know!) :biggrin:>

[Tsu]

Hmmmmm.... On the other hand... You girls ever thought of spending Halloween in Greenwich Village? That might be interesting. :biggrin: We could be there in an hour or so... maybe LESS! :wink: :biggrin:

[recon]

*shows up on the street, then observes the commotion from afar.*

I hope you're all insured.

[Tsu]

No problem. :biggrin:

Hey, recon. Ever been to Greenwich Village? :surprised :biggrin:

Climb aboard, niece! It's either the stairs or Greenwich Village. We'll decide after another Green Apple Martini. :biggrin: (That's the nice thing about cyberlife. You can drink and drive. :wink::biggrin:)

[Math Is Hard]

Awesome! :biggrin: Green Apple Martinis!! :approve: :tongue2: :approve: Heck, I've never been to Greenwich Village. Why not?
Hey, how'd recon get here? :confused: She must have stowed away in the RV. Hope we can get her back to Brunei in time for school. (the RV's amphibious, isn't it?)

I am going to try knocking on the door one more time. That music's so LOUD - that's why he can't hear us.
Other wise he'd let us in. right? ... *sigh*

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
TOM!!!

[Math Is Hard]

ah... ferget it. let's go.

[recon]

Ah, school is not important. In fact, it's post-Halloween in Brunei now, but I flew across many time zones to chase the remaining Halloween hours in the US.

Maybe we shouldn't go in there. I wonder what they did with enigma?!

[Tsu]

Awesome! :biggrin: Green Apple Martinis!! :approve: :tongue2: :approve: Heck, I've never been to Greenwich Village. Why not?
Hey, how'd recon get here? :confused: She must have stowed away in the RV. Hope we can get her back to Brunei in time for school. (the RV's amphibious, isn't it?)

AbsoLUTEly amphibious. :biggrin:
Not quite sure where she stowed away. She is pretty small. Could have been anywhere... Glad she's here, tho. :biggrin: She might have to be the one to keep her mom and aunties in line and out of trouble here in NY. :surprised

I am going to try knocking on the door one more time. That music's so LOUD - that's why he can't hear us.
Other wise he'd let us in. right? ... *sigh*

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
TOM!!!

<HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK>

TOM!!!!!

OH, TOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!

[Math Is Hard]

<HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK>

TOM!!!!!

OH, TOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!


HARHARHAR!!!! :rofl:

[Tsu]

Ah, school is not important. In fact, it's post-Halloween in Brunei now, but I flew across many time zones to chase the remaining Halloween hours in the US.
Atta girl!! :biggrin: Time for a vacation from school.

Maybe we shouldn't go in there.
Why not? :bugeye:

I wonder what they did with enigma?!
Well, it IS Halloween... :wink: :devil: :devil: :devil: :biggrin:

[enigma]

Somebody help me.

They've tied me up in a dark room somewhere and taken my socks. They've even tied up my wings so I can't fly out of here!

There are four supermodels sitting at a table playing hearts and watching me squirm. I don't know what they're going to do when one of them wins...

Now the only people who know I'm here are talking about going to Greenwich Village and leaving me here! What happens if they take me away to some tropical island and then they just have their way with me? Huh? What then?

Oh woe is me.

Fine. Just leave me. Just be sure to light a jack-o-lantern for me on Halloweens to come...

[recon]

Hmm...this really needs serious thinking.
Four Supermodels fighting over you...and you're complaining. That's one swell way of celebrating halloween, enigma!

[Tsu]

Somebody help me.

They've tied me up in a dark room somewhere and taken my socks. They've even tied up my wings so I can't fly out of here!

There are four supermodels sitting at a table playing hearts and watching me squirm. I don't know what they're going to do when one of them wins...

Now the only people who know I'm here are talking about going to Greenwich Village and leaving me here! What happens if they take me away to some tropical island and then they just have their way with me? Huh? What then?

Oh woe is me.

Fine. Just leave me. Just be sure to light a candle for me on Haloweens to come...
Alright, girls. I'm worried about enigma. I think we should bust the door down, find him, chuck him into the back of the bus and head for the Village. If we see Tom, we'll ask if he want to leave his supermodels for US - his friends!!! (che - yeah, RIGHT.) :biggrin: But we don't want to hurt the RV, so the stairs are out. BUT! I have a solution!

READY?!?!? :rofl: :rofl:
http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/304/22/TsusHalloweenPic.jpg

Sorry I had to cut the chain on my chain saw off of the picture, but the sparks were causing problems with the image contrast and claity. :wink:

OK. Stand back everyone. The woods gonna fly.
<revs chain saw :devil: :devil: >
HANG ON ENIGMA!! WE'RE COMIN' TO SAVE YOUR SWEET...
(but, I must say, SORRY - I mean, getting hogtied by supermodels and letting them take your SOCKS??. Geez, buddy. I don't think they'll let you into heaven with that one... :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl:)
...LITTLE BUTTSKY!!!

[Math Is Hard]

Evo! recon! Moonbear! get Enigma to the RV! Tsu and I will have to kung fu fight the supermodels. Make sure the motor's running when we come out.

[enigma]

I'm sorry, mistress Tsu...

They promised me lollypops. LOLLYPOPS!!! Lime ones at that!

How can anyone resist lime lollypops?!?

[recon]

Tsu, MIH, how rude of you to leave me with the job of persuading enigma to leave the supermodels. Anyhow, we forgot to get Enigma's wings and socks. I'm contenting myself with recovering the wings and socks for the time being.

[Evo]

Damn....I just woke up. Too many of Tsu's green apple martinis in the RV on the way to Tom's. :bugeye:

Wait...where is everyone??? :confused:

Is that Enigma with a supermodel? :blushing: What big ...wings...he has!!! :tongue2:

[enigma]

Tsu, MIH, how rude of you to leave me with the job of persuading enigma to leave the supermodels. Anyhow, we forgot to get Enigma's wings and socks. I'm contenting myself with recovering the wings and socks for the time being.

The wings are attached! Aren't they? Oh no! They must have drugged me and amputated them! :cry:

Bad Newt. Bad bad Newt...

[Tsu]

Tsu, MIH, how rude of you to leave me with the job of persuading enigma to leave the supermodels. Anyhow, we forgot to get Enigma's wings and socks. I'm contenting myself with recovering the wings and socks for the time being.

LEAVE THE SOCKS!!!! :yuck: :rofl:

[Evo]

You've still got your wings Enigma, it's the duct tape they've tied you up with.

Rips the duct tape off with her teeth and frees Enigma.

Uhm, Enigma...you can go now...

[recon]

Yikes! The wing I'm holding is no wing...I think it's a wedding dress...what's it doing in Tom's house??? I still can't find the socks - I've looked in the washing machine, wardrobe and I have not found a single sock, except for one that has "I *heart* Tom" knitted into it. But that can't be Enigma's...

[Math Is Hard]

GEEEZ! It's loud in here. If the bass gets cranked up any more the walls are gonna fall down. Hey, look, there's Eminem. :bugeye: And there's Slash from Guns n Roses. :bugeye: Tom DOES have a lot of musician friends! :cool:

Where the heck is Gokul? Did we leave him in the RV with the scotch? :uhh: I haven't seen him since we hit the sound barrier back in Ohio. :biggrin:

[Evo]

I have not found a single sock, except for one that has "I *heart* Tom" knitted into it. But that can't be Enigma's...I recognize that sock!!!! It's Gokul's!!!!!!!!!! :surprised

GOKUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They've got him!!!!!! Those wanton hussies are having their way with him!!!!!!! :surprised :eek: :bugeye:

Girls, we've got to save him!!!!!!!!

[franznietzsche]

I recognize that sock!!!! It's Gokuls!!!!!!!!!! :surprised

GOKUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They've got him!!!!!! Those wanton hussies are having their way with him!!!!!!! :surprised :eek: :bugeye:

Girls, we've got to save him!!!!!!!!


Let the boy have his fun. Every guy should know a few hussies before its too late. :approve:

[Moses]

:cry: :cry: :cry: YOU LOSERS MISSED UP MY NIGHT :cry: :cry: :cry:
NO way for kandy or sweetie thingys, get the heck out of here.. :grumpy: :mad: :grumpy: :mad: :grumpy: :mad: :mad:
Before i count to 10: if i catch one demon on my "visual field" we will eat it tonight...and took his sock out..me and the four super models. Ask engima how peotic is the socks thingy was...

BTW: I am tom :biggrin:

[Evo]

Let the boy have his fun. Every guy should know a few hussies before its too late. :approve:Realizes too late that franznietzsche is in league with the dark side and has lured our poor Gokul to his eminent demise. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Moses]

1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6......7......8..... 9.....9.1........9.35.....9.68....9.74......

[franznietzsche]

Realizes too late that franznietzsche is in league with the dark side and has lured our poor Gokul to his eminent demise. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I deny those allegatons!!! I'm jsut a college student on halloween night! :biggrin:

[Tsu]

Let the boy have his fun. Every guy should know a few hussies before its too late. :approve:

No WAY!! If anyone abuses Gokul, it's gonna be US!!!!! :biggrin: :rofl:

Ready, girls? Here we go again!

http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/304/22/TsusHalloweenPic.jpg

QUIT THAT (LAUGHING?) SCREAMING, GOKUL! WE'RE COMIN' TO SAVE YOUR SORRY BUTTSKY, TOO!!!

Alright, you hussy. Drop that Gokul. NO! Wait!! thud Ooch. Sorry, Gok. Quick, girls. Get him into the bus. Greenwich Village, here we come!! Has anyone even SEEN Tom?

[recon]

LEAVE THE SOCKS!!!! :yuck: :rofl:

OK, you were right. As you can see (http://images.google.com/images?q=enigma's%20socks&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi), Enigma's socks seems to have disappeared.

[franznietzsche]

I'm so sorry Gokul that i was unable to stop them from preventing your rape at the hands of those hussies. I HAVE FAILED.


Meh, I'm over it.

[Evo]

We've lost Enigma. :cry: :cry: :cry: He's nowhere to be found. :cry:

Tom has turned into his alter ego
http://www.disbealig.com/_images/_dapics/alig_dapics_7.jpg

Booyakasha!

[Tsu]

Booyakasha!
Is that anything like chicken booyah?

[Tsu]

We've lost Enigma. :cry: :cry: :cry: He's nowhere to be found. :cry:

Get a grip, Sis!! We got him into the RV back on page two while you were coming out of your martini haze. He's STILL mumbling something about lime lollypops...

Here. Have anothe martini. We'll be at the Village in no time. :surprised Is Gokul doing OK? He looks pretty dazed... :rolleyes:

p.s.
Sorry about your doors, Tom!!!!

[franznietzsche]

Get a grip, Sis!! We got him into the RV back on page two while you were coming out of your martini haze. He's STILL mumbling something about lime lollypops...

Here. Have anothe martini. We'll be at the Village in no time. :surprised Is Gokul doing OK? He looks pretty dazed... :rolleyes:

Had you taken my advice and left him to the hussies he'd be jsut fine right now.

[Tsu]

Had you taken my advice and left him to the hussies he'd be jsut fine right now.
Good point. :biggrin:

I wonder how Ivan is doing. I'll bet he's just sitting by the door with his bowl of frozen broccoli waiting for those Trick or Treaters... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

Good point. :biggrin:

I wonder how Ivan is doing. I'll bet he's just sitting by the door with his bowl of frozen broccoli waiting for those Trick or Treaters... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


QUICK!! Take me to Ivan's!!! MMMM frozen broccoli!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[Evo]

I wonder how Ivan is doing. I'll bet he's just sitting by the door with his bowl of frozen broccoli waiting for those Trick or Treaters... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Is Ivan still handing out frozen broccoli to the kids? I know it's healthy and all that. Does he wonder why there are fewer children each year? :bugeye:

[Tsu]

Well, it's a bigger hit than the eggplant...

[Evo]

Well, it's a bigger hit than the eggplant...Not FRIED eggplant...nectar of the Gods. What child wouldn't want to take home a sack full of fried eggplant? :confused:

[Tsu]

One WITH tastebuds??

[Tsu]

WHOA! Did you see THAT?!?! We must be in the Village! Kinda looks like Hollywood Blvd... COOL!! Come ON, you guys!! Let's go see stuff!!

<grabs a bottle of Green Apple Vodka and a bag of Pecan Sandies. Heads for the door>

Here we go!! Back in a day or so!! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!




wait. will I need my chainsaw? yeah. it's the village. better take it...

<grabs chainsaw on the way out the door>

Ya with me, Evo? Wake up Gokul, for gods sake! And everyone else, for that matter. Come ON! Let's GO!! :biggrin:

[Gokul43201]

mmmm.....huh :uhh: ....wha ??? :eek:... how ?? :confused: ..... nevermind....zzzzzzzzzz ....

[Evo]

Pecan Sandies are my favorite!!!! and fried eggplant

Gokul...wake up...darn hussies... :grumpy:

[Gokul43201]

ouch....who chucked this bottle on my head ? :devil:

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ? :confused:

[franznietzsche]

ouch....who chucked this bottle on my head ? :devil:

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ? :confused:


Sorry, I voted for leaving you with the hussies.

[Evo]

ouch....who chucked this bottle on my head ? :devil:

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ? :confused:Oh yeah right, like you don't remember the four super vixens you were last seen with. :devil: :grumpy:

[Gokul43201]

Damn...:redface: you folks know about the hotties ?? Thought y'all wouldn't notice ...

Okay, I'm done with them...now I need a drink ! :tongue2:

[franznietzsche]

Damn...:redface: you folks know about the hotties ?? Thought y'all wouldn't notice ...

Okay, I'm done with them...now I need a drink ! :tongue2:

Double Rum and COkes at my place!

Vodka around here somewheres...

[Moonbear]

Sits up, rubs eyes, stretches.

That was some party last night. Too bad Tom dissed us for supermodels. The Village is always a crazy place, and Halloween shows it in its finest.

Anyone have an aspirin? Wait, no, leave the lights off...arrggghhh. Shhh, stop thinking so loud!

Buries head under pillow and goes back to sleep.

[Math Is Hard]

pours black coffee into a cup(yawwwn)
I don't know how I made it to work on time. I don't remember anything after we got to franz's house and started playing quarters. Not even sure how I got back home from there but at least I woke up on my front lawn. Didn't have time to change clothes though. Had to wear my costume to work. :redface:
Great time we had though. Can't believe we had to spend most of the night protectiing the men-folk from love-starved supermodels! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

I say we do this again next year. :biggrin:

[Tom Mattson]

Glad you could make it. Sorry for not checking PF all weekend. I wound up staying in bed until 7pm yesterday. Ouch.

The party turned out great. Next up: The Christmas Party (aka, Tom's Birthday Party).

Now enigma, I really must insist that you leave my living room, and take that supermodel with you.

On second thought, leave the supermodel.

[Tsu]

Hey!! Wake up everyone!! Look what I found sleeping against the bus!


http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/305/14/Greenwichfind.jpg

Can we take him home?? :rofl: :rofl:

pours black coffee into a cup(yawwwn)
I don't know how I made it to work on time. I don't remember anything after we got to franz's house and started playing quarters. Not even sure how I got back home from there but at least I woke up on my front lawn. Didn't have time to change clothes though. Had to wear my costume to work. :redface:
Great time we had though. Can't believe we had to spend most of the night protectiing the men-folk from love-starved supermodels! :biggrin:

Did you eat the worm in that tequila bottle, MIH? Franz's house? Quarters? WE WERE IN GREENWICH VILLAGE! REMEMBER? In fact, how DID you get home? :surprised :eek: You woke up on your LAWN??? Hmmm.... Well, there WERE those alien guys, but I THOUGHT those were just costumes...
Maybe not. :surprised :biggrin:

Well, the rest of you guys go ahead and sleep it off. I'm headin' back out to the party. :biggrin:

YES, MIH!! Next year, for SURE!! I LIKE The Village!!

[Tsu]

Wait! Tom! YOU have enigma??? Then who is that passed out in the back of the RV with Evo, Moonbear and Gokul? And why is he hugging my chainsaw? :surprised Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' :biggrin: SHE turned out to be!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

Wait! Tom! YOU have enigma??? Then who is that passed out in the back of the RV with Evo, Moonbear and Gokul? And why is he hugging my chainsaw? :surprised Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' :biggrin: SHE turned out to be!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


HI THERE TSU

[recon]

Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' :biggrin: SHE turned out to be!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm back in Brunei now, don't worry! :wink: It turns out that there is a short cut through sock-land that I can use to travel to and from the US. But I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Dearest aunts, you all left me before I could find the socks! :grumpy: But what a blessing that turned out to be because I got to hook up with a group of goblin musicians who offered to take me to sock-land to get duplicates of enigma's socks. :biggrin: Somehow, I ended up getting these socks.

http://members.lycos.nl/amazing_cows/moovellous/lighterside2.jpg

Look familiar, enigma? I just checked the post office and the prices are just way too high for me to send it over to you. Can I keep it? :shy: Please! Please! Please! :cry: :cry: Say Yes!

[Tsu]

HI THERE TSU
Franz?!?!?!?! How'd you get here?? I thought recon, Evo and Moonbear saved enigma!! How'd you GET here?!?!?! What's goin' on??? OMG!! We HAVE lost enigma!!! OH NO!!!!!!! The Hussies!! They must have him!! No, Franz, we're not trading you for him!! I don't care HOW much you want those vixens. They're not good for you. :surprised

"Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in
Mama will always find out where you've been
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Um, Tom? Keep an eye out for enigma. OK?
Thanks!
Hope those hussies haven't done him in!! :eek: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Math Is Hard]

Franz?!?!?!?! How'd you get here?? I thought recon, Evo and Moonbear saved enigma!! How'd you GET here?!?!?! What's goin' on??? OMG!!
Even scarier - I thought we stopped by Franz's house on the way home from Greenwich Village to have Rum and Cokes. But if Franz is with you guys, who the hell was I playing quarters with at 3 AM???? :confused:

[Moonbear]

Even scarier - I thought we stopped by Franz's house on the way home from Greenwich Village to have Rum and Cokes. But if Franz is with you guys, who the hell was I playing quarters with at 3 AM???? :confused:

I think we found Franz when we meant to rescue Enigma! We must have been pretty plastered to have not noticed the difference!

MIH, now I'm worried that your mystery quarter-playing partner could be this guy Tsu found outside the RV!
http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/305/14/Greenwichfind.jpg

:eek: :bugeye: :surprised

[BoulderHead]

Boo !

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[Math Is Hard]

I think we found Franz when we meant to rescue Enigma! We must have been pretty plastered to have not noticed the difference!

MIH, now I'm worried that your mystery quarter-playing partner could be this guy Tsu found outside the RV!
:eek: :bugeye: :surprised
:surprised :surprised :surprised
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh yeah, I remember the guy now. He's the delusional one that came up to us babbling about demons..
:cry: :cry: :cry: YOU LOSERS MISSED UP MY NIGHT :cry: :cry: :cry:
NO way for kandy or sweetie thingys, get the heck out of here.. :grumpy: :mad: :grumpy: :mad: :grumpy: :mad: :mad:
Before i count to 10: if i catch one demon on my "visual field" we will eat it tonight...and took his sock out..me and the four super models. Ask engima how peotic is the socks thingy was...

BTW: I am tom :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Good thing we saved Enigma from those supermodels. They look quite a bit different in daylight. I woke up next to one of them on my lawn.
http://www.digitalstoryteller.com/YITL/Lara%20Hartley/images/0709Olderdancer.JPG
Here she is kicking me to wake me up for work this morning ...
Ow! Why u gots to be so MEAN, supermodel? :mad:

[Math Is Hard]

p.s. 'bout time you showed up, Boulderhead. We were looking all over for you on the trip up to New York!!!!

[Artman]

Two minutes! Two lousy minutes! I missed the RV to the greatest party crash of the year by two minutes! :cry:

So I started out for Tsunami's place, dressed in my halloween costume, and let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've been a guy trying to hitchhike in a french maid's outfit. :yuck: Oh, I had plenty of offers for rides, but NOT FREE RIDES! :yuck: It took forever to walk there.

I finally arrive at Tsu's and see this guy dressed in a ghoul (sp?) suit sitting out front. He offers me some gross looking ice covered green things that look like frozen brocolli! :yuck: I try one and sure enough IT IS FROZEN BROCOLLI :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

After I spit out the brocolli, I managed to ask where the RV was and he said, "It left two minutes ago. Want another piece of brocolli?" With that I screamed and ran for my life. Let me tell you, it is hard to run in a French maid's outfit. I broke my heal and had to limp home. About halfway home this convertible full of supermodels and some guy with bare feet and wings comes wizzing by, (and let me tell you the Marylin Monroe effect on that skirt could not have been a pretty sight!). The car nearly hit me forcing me to jump into a ditch.

Some party! :yuck: :frown: I ruined my best French maid's outfit!

[Math Is Hard]

oh well, at least there was someone around to keep poor Ivan company! :smile:

But no worries, Artman, you're coming with us to Tom's Birthday/Christmas party. You can wear the French maid (or is it "Freedom maid?" :wink: ) outfit again. I am sure no one will mind. Heck, maybe we'll get you to jump out of Tom's birthday cake! :surprised

[Evo]

Two minutes! Two lousy minutes! I missed the RV to the greatest party crash of the year by two minutes! :cry:

So I started out for Tsunami's place, dressed in my halloween costume, and let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've been a guy trying to hitchhike in a french maid's outfit. :yuck: Oh, I had plenty of offers for rides, but NOT FREE RIDES! :yuck: It took forever to walk there.

I finally arrive at Tsu's and see this guy dressed in a ghoul (sp?) suit sitting out front. He offers me some gross looking ice covered green things that look like frozen brocolli! :yuck: I try one and sure enough IT IS FROZEN BROCOLLI :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

After I spit out the brocolli, I managed to ask where the RV was and he said, "It left two minutes ago. Want another piece of brocolli?" With that I screamed and ran for my life. Let me tell you, it is hard to run in a French maid's outfit. I broke my heal and had to limp home. About halfway home this convertible full of supermodels and some guy with bare feet and wings comes wizzing by, (and let me tell you the Marylin Monroe effect on that skirt could not have been a pretty sight!). The car nearly hit me forcing me to jump into a ditch.

Some party! :yuck: :frown: I ruined my best French maid's outfit!WOOHOO!!!!!!! Artman in a French Maid's outfit!!!!!!!! I would PAY to see that!!!!!! :tongue2:

Artman, I will buy you a new pair of heels. :biggrin:

Yes, we will have another RV heading to Tom's for Christmas and you will be coming with us!!!!!!

we need to talk to Ivan about the frozen brocolli, you don't even want to know what he puts in kid's stockings at Christmas. :bugeye:

[Artman]

oh well, at least there was someone around to keep poor Ivan company! :smile:

But no worries, Artman, you're coming with us to Tom's Birthday/Christmas party. You can wear the French maid (or is it "Freedom maid?" :wink: ) outfit again. I am sure no one will mind. Heck, maybe we'll get you to jump out of Tom's birthday cake! :surprisedYeah! Going to Tom's in my freedom maid's costume to hobnob with all his musician friends! But wouldn't the Freedom maid outfit be just a little wierd at Christmas? It would probably embarrass Tom in front of all of his cool friends.

WOOHOO!!!!!!! Artman in a French Maid's outfit!!!!!!!! I would PAY to see that!!!!!!How much we talking? (I can be bought.) :wink: :smile:

Artman, I will buy you a new pair of heels. Are you trying to ply me with offers of new shoes? :surprised: :biggrin: I have to warn you that black leather slingback high heal pumps are hard to find in a USA men's size 10.5.

we need to talk to Ivan about the frozen brocolli, you don't even want to know what he puts in kid's stockings at Christmas. Can I catch the RV at your house Evo? Ivan scares me.

[humanino]

Freedom maid outfit
:grumpy:
Announcement : for the next RV I am willing to provide real freedom kisses to anyone having an account on PF :tongue2:

[Moonbear]

Yeah! Going to Tom's in my freedom maid's costume to hobnob with all his musician friends! But wouldn't the Freedom maid outfit be just a little wierd at Christmas? It would probably embarrass Tom in front of all of his cool friends.

Yeah, that just wouldn't be right for Christmas. You'll have to get a red velvet skirt with fur trim, and bells on your shoes. :rofl:

[Artman]

Yeah, that just wouldn't be right for Christmas. You'll have to get a red velvet skirt with fur trim, and bells on your shoes. :rofl:Just skirt and shoes? No mention of a top. :surprised: I'm not that kind of a guy. (Okay, so maybe I am that kind of guy, but it would be way too cold in December for a topless outfit.)

Actually, I am planning to wear a black tux with a white shirt, red tie and matching red cumberbun. (Possibly with bells on my shoes to embarrass Tom in front of his cool friends.) :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Announcement : for the next RV I am willing to provide real freedom kisses to anyone having an account on PF :tongue2:
woohoo! we'll need to start out early if we are going to swing by Paris and pick up Humanino... but maybe we can stop at Fauchon for some chocolate.
(We need to get Tom a birthday gift, anyway).

Artman, I am sure you'll look great in your tux. Maybe we should all go formal?

[Artman]

woohoo! we'll need to start out early if we are going to swing by Paris and pick up Humanino... but maybe we can stop at Fauchon for some chocolate.
(We need to get Tom a birthday gift, anyway).

Artman, I am sure you'll look great in your tux. Maybe we should all go formal?Hey, if we're all going to dress similar, I'll go along with the topless idea! :surprised :biggrin: Just kidding, formal is great. Tom's birthday is a formal affair right?

[Evo]

Formal it is!!!!!!!! :approve:

I can just imagine Tsunami at the wheel of the RV in her evening gown. :rofl:

Of course MIH will have an unfair advantage over us other women, we all know how fashionable Barbie is. :frown:

Artman, you can come to my place to be picked up.

Hey, we need to plan...NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Everyone is welcome to borrow from my Barbie wardrobe before the event. (Artman included!)
Hope Tsu can find some comfortable driving shoes to go with her evening gown.
And you're right, Evo. New Year's Eve will be here before we know it. Can't decide if I should go out to Hollywood or stay here with you guys.

[Tsu]

Have you ever been to Hollywood Blvd. on New Years Eve? :biggrin: :bugeye: (Where every day is like Halloween... :rofl:)

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p.s. I have a real NICE pair of Bass clogs that can hide very well under my gown.

[BobG]

Just skirt and shoes? No mention of a top. :surprised: I'm not that kind of a guy. (Okay, so maybe I am that kind of guy, but it would be way too cold in December for a topless outfit.)

Oh, great! :rolleyes: He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"

Tsu, if you and Ivan do move to Canada, Ivan can do this at parties and they'll think you're native Canadians. :rofl:

Okay, all the Canadians I've met have pretty strange, but then, when you're stationed at a BMEWS site (Bewildered Men Existing Without Sex or Ballistic Missile Early Warning Site, take your pick), everyone's pretty strange.

[Math Is Hard]

Oh, great! :rolleyes: He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"
Now, THAT'S comedy!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Tsu, if you want to go to Hollywood, we can take my Malibu Camper.
There's quite a few warrants associated with the RV now.

That "plunger" top might go over very well in WeHo (West Hollywood).

[Moonbear]

Everyone is welcome to borrow from my Barbie wardrobe before the event. (Artman included!)
Hope Tsu can find some comfortable driving shoes to go with her evening gown.
And you're right, Evo. New Year's Eve will be here before we know it. Can't decide if I should go out to Hollywood or stay here with you guys.

I sure wish I could fit Barbie's wardrobe. But formal is fun. It's great to pretend I'm a classy person once in a while :biggrin:

Evo, if we go formal, just remember the double-sided tape if you're going to wear that dress again! :rofl: Otherwise, BobG might pull out the duct tape to fix things if it won't stay in place, and we'll never manage to pop Artman's eyes back in his head. :bugeye:

[Artman]

Oh, great! :rolleyes: He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"
:grumpy: Why I never! (Okay, well hardly ever). :blushing: The plungers won't stick on their own, I would have to use duct tape. Pulling that off would rip all my chest hairs off :yuck: :cry: :yuck: But I love the line "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?" so it would almost be worth it.