Give Some Advice

Gale

Anyone have any advice they can give? i personally have decisions to make and could use some outside input. And i'm sure there're others out there looking for some wise words. So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!

zoobyshoe

Put on clean underwear everyday in case you get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital.

Evo

Don't forget to shave your armpits.

zoobyshoe

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Homer Simpson

Ladies,

If you are looking for a man who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking: He likely has a boyfriend.

zanazzi78

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao-tzu

franznietzsche

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Danger, quit slacking!

Danger

My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.

franznietzsche

good job.

My advice: Don't get involved with people who are devotees of Machiavelli. We are likely to pull strings and push buttons just for the hell of it. We're not nice people.

mattmns

Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

edit.. The Prince, and maybe Art of War. Any good?

Danger

Didn't he make someone else write it for him?

franznietzsche

Yeah I do.

Gale

baaaaaad mental images. that's a mistake i won't make again...

hypatia

Let people earn there trust and respect, don't just assume they diserve it.

enigma

Never put off for tomorrow what you can put off for day after tomorrow.

cronxeh

use the rubber.

Mk

The Prince, I enjoyed it very much. The Art of War is mostly common sense really.

Don't be afraid, your life is not going to be over, take it easy.