Where is the PF server?

ehrenfest

Just curious--where is the PF server physically located?

Evo

Under my bed. Greg figured that was the safest place for it since everyone knows no one ever visits me. Why?

robphy

Dallas?

turbo

No, it's in Kansas, but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

-Job-

New York City right?

wolram

Electrified security fence, heat seeking laser beams, hidden pits filled with pointed stakes,
alligator infested moats, 24 yale locks, bared windows and a door bell that goes through de la lune.

Hurkyl

Bared windows? I would have thought covering them in bars would be more imposing...

Evo

Considering it's my bedroom, bare windows are about as frightening as it gets. You've never seen me in bed with my green facial mask, hair uncombed, munching cheetos with a cat and dog lying on me.

Hurkyl

Cats and dogs sleeping together? That is madness!

Evo

That's why the server is safe. You remember all of the problems we had before Greg put it under my bed? The animals eat Cheetos too, three oranged mouthed creatures staring at you through a bare (or bared) window...

radou

Wow, that server sure is safe.

Ivan Seeking

I don't know but he should be around soon. When you see him just tell him what you want and he'll get it for you.

jtbell

Uh-oh, now you've set off my stomach...

must... resist... urge... to... dash... out... to... Food... Mart...

Ivan Seeking

Just call the PF server.

Greg Bernhardt

It is in fact in Dallas.