You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.

honestrosewater

I just stumbled across this: The Surrealist Compliment Generator. (Refresh for more.)

arildno

I found this one:

"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels."

honestrosewater

Oops, I think I broke it:
"Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"

arildno

This one is rather grotesque, IMO:
" How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation? "

Danger

Quote by honestrosewater

I just stumbled across this: The Surrealist Compliment Generator. (Refresh for more.)

This, if nothing else, should teach me not to sleep. Try to bag a few hours before work and that greets me in the morning! By the by, mine comes up in Italian. Any fix?

hypatia

Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire... hah!

arildno

I managed to get my banana compliment twice..
Does that mean anything?

hypatia

well sometimes a banana is just a banana

arildno

Quote by hypatia

well sometimes a banana is just a banana

But the trouble is: I don't LIKE bananas, they taste awful! (the ones from the shop, I mean)

Dayle Record

Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.

motai

What??!!!

"Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits."

If I try to complement a girl with that... oh my. I don't want to think about what would happen to me then...

arildno

"In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque."

No comment..

Danger

Quote by arildno

"In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque."

No comment..

No need. That pretty much says it all.

Moonbear

You mutter such objects of equine delight, while in a basket of hounds and toes, that the mind's ability to sew together slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.

It almost sounds like it means something.

Okay, and upon refreshing twice (I skipped the one that looked like it was French), I got this!

The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

I think I'm going to stop now, best to quit while I'm ahead (I think).

arildno

This one was rather kinky:

"Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you."

BobG

A pick-up line sure to lure only the most exciting of maidens - I think I'll use it in a C&W bar.

The spark of intelligence in your blinking eyes is not unlike the glow from the teeth of an electrocuted axe-murderess.

BicycleTree

This site is awesome!

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