Recent content by topsquark
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Collection of Lame Jokes
Not for long, apparently! -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
Heck, many human drivers can't recognize traffic lights.... -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
So you are seeing the little silhoutto of a man? -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
We really need a "thhppt!" emoticon. -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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High School How does Einstein's equation work? Why do we need to square c?
circa 16. -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Special and General Relativity
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Collection of Lame Jokes
I'm a religious man. I prefer "... then a miracle occurs ... " -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Undergrad Why do gamblers go broke even when the odds favour them at every step?
Who says odds are in your favor in a casino? The game to play with the best odds is blackjack, and you only win (don't quote me on this) some 40 percent of the time. The House always wins in the end. -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Set Theory, Logic, Probability, Statistics
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Collection of Lame Jokes
I think you've got a handle on it. -Dan- topsquark
- Post #20,289
- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
The adult or the kid? -Dan- topsquark
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I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife! (Anon) -Dan- topsquark
- Post #20,139
- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
But I like devilled eggs! Does that make me a bad person? -Dan- topsquark
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Collection of Lame Jokes
How did you get my password?? -Dan- topsquark
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Collection of Lame Jokes
Is that a fact? :) -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
No so! You put it at the top of the curve! -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games
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Collection of Lame Jokes
It was saxually motivated. -Dan- topsquark
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- Forum: Fun, Photos and Games