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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Not for long, apparently! -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Heck, many human drivers can't recognize traffic lights.... -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    So you are seeing the little silhoutto of a man? -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    We really need a "thhppt!" emoticon. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I'm a religious man. I prefer "... then a miracle occurs ... " -Dan
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    I Why do gamblers go broke even when the odds favour them at every step?

    Who says odds are in your favor in a casino? The game to play with the best odds is blackjack, and you only win (don't quote me on this) some 40 percent of the time. The House always wins in the end. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I think you've got a handle on it. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    The adult or the kid? -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife! (Anon) -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    But I like devilled eggs! Does that make me a bad person? -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    How did you get my password?? -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Is that a fact? :) -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    No so! You put it at the top of the curve! -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    It was saxually motivated. -Dan
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