Collection of Lame Jokes

[DaveC426913]

Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

 

[WWGD]

Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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...Or the emblem of syrup for 9 pancakes. Eh?

 

[phinds]

Not sure but I may have seen this here before. Worth repeating anyway.

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

 

[topsquark]

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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Is that a fact? :)

-Dan

 

[renormalize]

 

[DaveC426913]

Just popped up on my feed. Very cool diagram of the latest SpaceX Starship X landing procedure.

 

[jack action]

• Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
• Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
• Lasagna is just a spaghetti-flavored cake.
• Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

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This is literally how I look at my Pepsi-drinking friend.

 

[phinds]

 

[jtbell]

Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

(Please don't stand on the strudel!)

 

[DaveC426913]

Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

Please, don't stand for the whirlpool!

 

[jtbell]

^{Just whipped this up}

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My department chairman once showed me a quiz that he had just given in his earth science class.

One question was "What is the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?"

One student wrote, "A solar eclipse is when the moon comes between the sun and the earth. A lunar eclipse is when the sun comes between the moon and the earth." There were matching diagrams.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

 

[DrGreg]

On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

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Switched off but couldn't switch on again.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

When technology arrives in small towns:

 

[Swamp Thing]

We shouldn't be surprised if this guy gets terminated with Epstein prejudice...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/diddy-jail-first-meal-b2616035.html

 

[jtbell]

Why did the football coach cross the parking lot with his empty shopping cart at Aldi?

He wanted to get his quarterback.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

A palindrome.

 

[berkeman]

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

 

[Borg]

It took me a while to realize what that post was good for.

 

[jack action]

It took me a while to realize what that post was good for.

Good God, y'all!

 

[DrGreg]

It took me a while to realize what that post was good for.

Minus 273 points.