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Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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Not sure but I may have seen this here before. Worth repeating anyway.

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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Just popped up on my feed. Very cool diagram of the latest SpaceX Starship X landing procedure.

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  • Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
  • Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
  • Lasagna is just a spaghetti-flavored cake.
  • Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
 
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Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

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(Please don't stand on the strudel!)
 
jtbell said:
Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!
Please, don't stand for the whirlpool!
 
DaveC426913 said:
Just whipped this up

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My department chairman once showed me a quiz that he had just given in his earth science class.

One question was "What is the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?"

One student wrote, "A solar eclipse is when the moon comes between the sun and the earth. A lunar eclipse is when the sun comes between the moon and the earth." There were matching diagrams.
 
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When technology arrives in small towns:
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Why did the football coach cross the parking lot with his empty shopping cart at Aldi?

He wanted to get his quarterback.
 
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Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
 
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jtbell said:
Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
A palindrome.
 
jtbell said:
If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

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It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
Minus 273 points.