Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

Alien monkeys

That, as it turns out, are dog noses

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

When Humans Say Hold My Beer The Galaxy Now Automatically Raises Threat Level To Maximum​

 

[jtbell]

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"now the tubes have no glass but may still work"

Do they still have the original vacuum?

 

[topsquark]

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It is funny because this was me a couple of hours ago.

The adult or the kid?

-Dan

 

[Orodruin]

The adult or the kid?

-Dan

Yes.

 

[jtbell]

What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!

 

[edwardII]

 

[topsquark]

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I think you've got a handle on it.

-Dan

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

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%$#@! I was about to go to sleep, but now I have to compute the expression!! ;).

 

[jtbell]

With me, it was just $$z^{z^{z^{z \cdots}}}$$

 

[WWGD]

New Kenyan actor to star in next Star Wars film. Obi Wan Nairobi.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

Where do polar bears go to vote? (along with Santa, his elves and reindeer...)

The North Poll.

 

[gmax137]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Mayhem]

I am not introverted, but I prefer my own company over bad company.

There are those who are the opposite, who prefer bad company over my company.

 

[Gifovaco]

While I'm gone from the lab, just shake those old diethyl ether bottles so those crystals go back into solution.... Just wait 'till I leave....

 

[nuuskur]

 

[topsquark]

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I'm a religious man. I prefer "... then a miracle occurs ... "

-Dan

 

[Borg]

Was that the one that was simplified by a hand wave and then left to the reader as an exercise?

 

[jack action]

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From the halloweenmath package in $\LaTeX$

 

[jtbell]

Once upon a time, a long time ago, King Tut fell off his royal barge while cruising down the river.

He couldn't believe it happened! He was in denial.

 

[phinds]

 

[jack action]