5'6" and size 17 feet here how rare is this?

[Tristancrown]

Hey guys so I'm basically a real life hobbit. Hands and feet just ballooned out when I was a teenager - height not so much! As balanced as a mountain and just as hard to topple. Shoe shopping sux though (and bowling is awkward AF). Anyone else got wacky proportions like me? How rare do you think this might be?

 

[DaveC426913]

You must be a hit with the ladies.

 

[hmmm27]

If you applied for the Navy SEALS, they'd have to let you in, just on general principles.

 

[DaveC426913]

If you applied for the Navy SEALS, they'd have to let you in, just on general principles.

Sure save on gear. Wouldn't need flippers.

 

[DaveC426913]

Have you considered a modeling career, as an L?