A mattress had this warning label

[Richard87]

"Do not attempt to swallow!"

 

[Cyrus]

That's what she said.

 

[MotoH]

That's what she said.

Quoted for posterity.

I lol'd hard.

 

[Jack21222]

"Do not attempt to swallow!"

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[lisab]

"Do not attempt to swallow!"

Maybe that's to clarify the statement, "UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER."

 

[Evo]

I don't believe the do not swallow thing.