For Christmas I was given a chocolate bar with 1500 calories.
I kid you not!
.... how big was it? If it was like, 3 feet long, shut up and give me a foot :P
That's like a bacon cheese burger with alvacado wrapped up in a chocolate bar. Ewwww...
Same here. I guess you're just supposed to eat a little bit at a time.
The card is credit card sized.
I guess I should start sharing then?
Give me the brand name please, I could use that as weight gainer for lifting. I want to buy a few, do they have other flavors?
hmm. 20,920 m^2/s^2 = 2.32E-13 c^2 (energy per unit mass)
That's a Yorkie. I dunno if they do them in the US. They might do one with nuts in too.
It's a 300 g candy bar!!!
:rofl: The slogan on it is hysterical..."it's not a pint, but it's better than socks." :rofl: I think I'd stick it in someone's Christmas stocking just for that slogan. :rofl:
Yep, start sharing.
funniest line I've heard in the last 6 months, not counting the caption thread.
Uh oh Moonie, you should see their new ad campaign...
I think the sisterhood has some butt kickin to do.
That Yorkie campaign is not so new. It has been around for a while. I saw this quite a bit when going after that damned Twix clue in Pron.
GB has some great advertising slogans. They seem to be able to get away with more tongue-in-cheek type stuff.
I quite understand the thrill about getting to chew on a fat, juicy bar like that. Enjoy!
Morals: Kids are fat because they're stingy!
Who on the earth has told you should eat it alone?:grumpy:
No, indeed! Sharing is fun..
Oh, no, they're quite right, it's not for girls...or boys...that's far too serious of a candy bar for mere children. It's definitely something only a grown woman could handle.
No sweat. Once I watched Dr. Phil right after I just bought 5 of those energy bars. You know the ones that are 300 calories each. The topic was about anorexia. This girl had anorexia and while I was downing those bars, all five of them, it occurred to me from what she was saying, that I had just ate in 20 minutes what she would have eaten in a month. How about those big hershey bars? Gotta' be a 1000 or so. I've chuncked a few of those too.:!!)
Edit: Alright, don't want to sound like a pig. I'm a big believer in calories in balanced by effort out (I had just finished exercising before those bars). Simple equation really.
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