scorpa said:
Nah everyone knows that the best way to have fries is when they are smothered in cheese and gravy...you will die an early artery clogged death but damn its good.
Yeah sure, some combinations are great but I'm just saying Mayonaise on chips is an offense to God and England.
Chips 'n gravy is lush BTW. *drools onto his legs*
Never tried chile sauce on chips but:-
Kebab shop owner: Kood evaning
Patron: Can I 'ave aaa large Chickern Kebapb please(patron is slightly inebriated nay pretty plastered)
Kebab shop owner: sure
Patron *turns to talk to his mates about what he would do if he was Tony Blair or something equally beer induced*
3 minutes of political witt ensues were the entire UK government is deconstructed and reconstructed to some glorious shining beacon of hope(at least in your mind anyway)
Kebab :Khey you want chile sauce on that?
Why oh why do I always say yes, here's what he's really asking: -
Kebab shop owner: You aman or you a girly boy, you got balls khey mista you got what it takes! Cmon you know you love it! hey khadi we got another one of them, hey princess what'll it be.
All your mates are looking at you, your masculinity and the question of it rests on this one proposition, the world stops turning and for one shinning moment there is absolute clarity of purpose.
Next morning: S**t what was I eating last night? My mouth tastes like the leftovers from a nuclear reactor, now you have to put up with a taste in your mouth that has a half life of just under a thousand years. To go with that finely tuned dull ache in a mushy grey fugue in your head.
Chile sauce is sooo nice, but just so damned evil
