Are You Smart Enough to Skip This IQ Test?

[Rach3]

Is your brain big and brilliant, and full of mature, sophisticated thoughts? Would you like to take a short online quiz to find out? Highlight the text below to take yet another short IQ test. Brag about the results to your friends!

Go ahead, highlight here:

If you are not reading this, congratulations! You're smart enough not to be wasting time on online games, - you have real, meaningful pursuits to challenge you, for the rest of your life. You'll never be bored. You are somewhere in the ninty-fifth percentile of common sense, or above.

You might ask - but if I'm not reading this right now, how will I know that I passed this IQ test? Well, if you're not reading this, then you already know you passed the test, and reading the result here would be entirely redundant. Good for you![/color]

 

[JamesU]

Everyone has passed this but me?

 

[PRodQuanta]

I don't get it... Where's the IQ test...



Paden Roder

 

[Rach3]

Of course I mean this quite non-seriously. Though there is a point I'm trying to make.

 

[PRodQuanta]

Of course I mean this quite non-seriously. Though there is a point I'm trying to make.

And could this "point" be directed towards a "dirty" little post?

Paden Roder

 

[Rach3]

I don't get it... Where's the IQ test...



Paden Roder

The text is in white ink. Highlight with your mouse to see it.

 

[PRodQuanta]

The text is in white ink. Highlight with your mouse to see it.

Yeah, I meant it quite sarcastically. That's why I had the laughing icons.

Paden Roder

 

[Lisa!]

If you want to be really smart, stop nagging about funny IQ tests!

 

[Rach3]

Yeah, I meant it quite sarcastically. That's why I had the laughing icons.

Paden Roder

I'm too busy to reply to that. I'm cramming for a standardized test. It's really important.

 

[wolram]

I scored zero.

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

Of course I mean this quite non-seriously. Though there is a point I'm trying to make.

That all IQ tests are bunk, and that intelligence cannot be encompassed in a test, if so I agree, that dirty test is just a gag anyway, where's your sense of humour

 

[PRodQuanta]

I'm too busy to reply to that. I'm cramming for a standardized test. It's really important.

What test? ACTs, SATs, GREs?

Whatever they are, good luck with them.

Paden Roder

 

[wolram]

How as you supposed to take the test if you do not have a mouse ?

 

[Rach3]

What test? ACTs, SATs, GREs?

Whatever they are, good luck with them.

Paden Roder

I was kidding...

 

[Rach3]

How as you supposed to take the test if you do not have a mouse ?

You should catch your own mouse. Set some cheese aside in a corner, and they will come.

 

[Rach3]

That all IQ tests are bunk, and that intelligence cannot be encompassed in a test, if so I agree, that dirty test is just a gag anyway, where's your sense of humour

Results 1 - 10 of about 26,800,000 for IQ test. (0.05 seconds)

http://www.google.com/search?client...official_s&hl=en&q=iq+test&btnG=Google+Search

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

This is my personal opinion you know, I know IQ tests exist, I even took them as a kid, I just don't believe they are an accurate depiction of intelligence, which I think is more complicated than the tests would indicate.

EDIT: It's a very rough guide in my opinion, not a real indication of your raw brain power.

 

[Mk]

Did anybody actually read what Rach said? I never do.

 

[3trQN]

I took it! Here are my results!111111

Highlight me for results: ahh you really fell for that trick twice eh?[/color]

 

[Chi Meson]

How as you supposed to take the test if you do not have a mouse ?

A vole will suffice.

 

[Rach3]

A vole will suffice.

 

[3trQN]

A vole will suffice.

doesnt that count as unfair practice?

 

[Mickey]

I don't get it. Is this a recursion problem? Do I need the axiom of choice?

-- Edit: Oh, I saw the other thread now. --

 

[Lisa!]

Just 1 point:
I don't know about the rest, but I like taking IQ tests because I learn something from each. And I enjoy finding the answer of the questions.