Canada-U.S. temperature conversion chart:

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50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

• Californians shiver uncontrollably.

• Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

• Italian Cars won’t start

• Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

• American water freezes

• Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)

• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)

• Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.

• Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

• Ethyl alcohol freezes.

• Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)

• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

• Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

• Hell freezes over.

• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
 
I think the last line should be, The Sabres win the cup, their drought is from the beginning of their franchise, but they are not a Canadian team, but about as close as they can be, dont' you know...
 
I come from neither the USA nor Canada
When I originally posted this, I had to google the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Stanley Cup
just to find out what sport was being referred to :smile:

Dave
 
Supposed to have Alaskans in there as well. Something about how at -100C, Alaskans close the bathroom window.