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Canada-U.S. temperature conversion chart:

  1. Aug 25, 2014 #1


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    50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

    • Californians shiver uncontrollably.

    • Canadians plant gardens.

    35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

    • Italian Cars won’t start

    • Canadians drive with the windows down

    32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

    • American water freezes

    • Canadian water gets thicker.

    0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)

    • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

    • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

    • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

    • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)

    • Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.

    • Canadians pull down their earflaps.

    -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

    • Ethyl alcohol freezes.

    • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg

    -459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)

    • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

    • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

    -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

    • Hell freezes over.

    • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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  3. Aug 27, 2014 #2

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    I think the last line should be, The Sabres win the cup, their drought is from the beginning of their franchise, but they are not a Canadian team, but about as close as they can be, dont' you know.....
  4. Sep 1, 2014 #3


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    I come from neither the USA nor Canada
    When I originally posted this, I had to google the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Stanley Cup
    just to find out what sport was being referred to :smile:

  5. Feb 9, 2015 #4


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    Supposed to have Alaskans in there as well. Something about how at -100C, Alaskans close the bathroom window.
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