Dead Deer Rotting Time: How Long Does it Take?

[Danger]

I'd love that! But I should let you know...the last time I was drinking green apple martinis I started selling tickets to the guys in the valet line to be able to pinch my girlfriend's a**.

Any tickets left? It's been a slow year.

 

[SOS2008]

Any tickets left? It's been a slow year.

I use to be the Account Manager for our Canadian clients (at a company I use to work for) so traveled there all the time. Alberta is beautiful...but I can't imagine the havoc you would wreak in the Valley of the Sun (i.e. scantily-clad females). But then again, you may be too lazy to keep pace...aye?

 

[Moonbear]

I don't think Danger and tribdog should be allowed in the same state...just something tells me they'd get along way too well.

 

[Danger]

I use to be the Account Manager for our Canadian clients (at a company I use to work for) so traveled there all the time. Alberta is beautiful...but I can't imagine the havoc you would wreak in the Valley of the Sun (i.e. scantily-clad females). But then again, you may be too lazy to keep pace...aye?

Patience and ingenuity prevail. One does have to develop new techniques when one must get through half a dozen layers of clothing and a heated bra without waking her up.
I'm not really lazy... I'm a connoisseur of inertia*. Arthritis and emphyzema have slowed me a tad, but my adrenal gland still works. For a very short but critical distance, I can probably run faster horny than you can scared.

*copyright by Bob Barnes ("The Better Half" comic strip sometime in the late 60's.) -- any joke worth laughing at is worth stealing

 

[Moonbear]

One does have to develop new techniques when one must get through half a dozen layers of clothing and a heated bra ...

Heated bra? Did you just make that up, or does such a thing really exist? If it really exists, this sounds like something I really NEED to have! (I'm always cold, and a heated bra sounds like a much more pleasant way to deal with the, um, side effects of that than a padded bra, not to mention I might not be quite so cold then...heck, it might even mean one less layer of clothing is required in winter. )

 

[Danger]

Heated bra? Did you just make that up, or does such a thing really exist?

It doesn't yet, but I think I feel a patent coming on. There are heated socks and mitts, though.
You could save yourself a lot of dressing and undressing if you just go for saline implants and have immersion heaters installed at the same time. Your own personal built-in hot water bottles.

 

[Danger]

(I'm always cold, and a heated bra sounds like a much more pleasant way to deal with the, um, side effects of that than a padded bra)

That's about the only advantage I find in this climate. I just keep my safety glasses on at all times and enjoy the view.

 

[hypermorphism]

Darn, I thought this thread was going to be about how long one can repeatedly apply the rot operator (curl).

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Sorry to cross you like that.

 

[Danger]

Darn, I thought this thread was going to be about how long one can repeatedly apply the rot operator (curl).

Say what?

 

[Integral]

Sorry to cross you like that.

Dot That... or do I diverge from the topic?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I don't know. My head is either spinning or exploding but I'm not sure which.

 

[gnome]

For what it's worth, we had one a few years ago (no, not in Brooklyn), & it only took about 4-5 weeks til it was about 90% gone. The racoons, birds & eventually maggots did a pretty good job. By 2 months there were just bones & tufts of fur.

 

[matthyaouw]

So how's the old dear doing? It's been almost a month.

 

[Danger]

So how's the old dear doing? It's been almost a month.

It was nicely dead, until now.

 

[hypermorphism]

It was nicely dead, until now.

I wonder how long this thread takes to rot ?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

PF Deer Rot Update:

Things got a little stiff but a bag of lime and a cube of cedar did the trick. I forget who suggested it but I think burning the thing right away would have been the best option.

Also, luckily, the two deer living on the property seem to be healthy.