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http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1861267,00.html

Mom auctions child online

Leeuwarden - A stressed Dutch mother has offered her one-year-old son for free through an auction website on the internet, national public radio reported on Wednesday.
 
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Wow... No adoption agencies over there or something?
 
How much are people bidding on you so far?
 
Hmmm? I have a fifty something bidding five bucks on me I think. Why?
 
Oh, i thought yomamma was up for bid.
 
Pengwuino said:
Oh, i thought yomamma was up for bid.
No, the child was up for bid, not the mother :wink:
 
TheStatutoryApe said:
Hmmm? I have a fifty something bidding five bucks on me I think. Why?
That's probably Evo. Oh, wait, she's not anywhere NEAR that old.

Did the sleeping smiley change? I never noticed the zzz's splitting before. :zzz:
 
I'd have a few questions before I'd bid on a baby.
Is it steroid free?
mostly white meat or dark?
 
they've always been like that...

are you getting senile?
 
yomamma said:
they've always been like that...
are you getting senile?
I never noticed the splitting of the Z's before, just the waving up and down. I guess I've never stared at it long enough before. :confused:

As for my senility, where is that ban button again? :devil:
 
Moonbear said:
As for my senility, where is that ban button again? :devil:

Well that proves it, she's gone senile, can't even find her favorite button. Well, nothing to do but consign her to Tribdog's Convalescent Home. :biggrin:
 
Is the shipping free as well?
 
Do I still get the baby?
 
Moonbear said:
That's probably Evo. Oh, wait, she's not anywhere NEAR that old.
Geeze, what is this, beat up Evo week? :cry: If you only knew how much stress I am under right now, you'd be nicer. :cry: :cry:
 
Stress is such a killer. That's why I'm mastering massage techniques. I want to be able to release as much stress as I cause.
 
Evo said:
Geeze, what is this, beat up Evo week? :cry: If you only knew how much stress I am under right now, you'd be nicer. :cry: :cry:


But we don't do nice