Pal Mickey
OK, so picture this one. A cuddly looking Mickey about... oh, 10 inches tall. It has a belt clip on its back, so you can clip him either to your belt, belt loop, or even on a lanyard that hangs around your neck. He doesn't weigh that much. Sounds fun, no?
But wait, there's more!
He actually has a switch on his back! You turn him on before you walk through the turnstile in a Disney World theme park. And then, watch out! It turns out that his NOSE is an IR receptor! As you walk around the park he will vibrate when he wants to say something. That's right, he talks! To hear what he wants to say, you either press his hand, or his tummy. But what does he say? He says a number of things:
(i) if you are passing by an attraction, he will tell you what that attraction is. For example, if you're in line to get onto the Tower of Terror, he will tell you to put him securely in a bag because he's afraid of heights and the dark.
(ii) he will tell you if there's a parade coming up soon. For example, half an hour before the start of Illuminations at Epcot, he will remind you that it is a good time to start looking for a place to view it. He even will recommend a good spot if you happen to be walking past certain areas.
(iii) he will tell you if there's a special even that either is about to go on, or if it is going on, such as character greetings. He'll say something like "I hear my sweetheart Minnie likes to hang around here".
(iv) he will, at random, tell you silly jokes. (How do you stop a rhino from charging? Why, take away his credit card!)
Disney world theme parks have many IR transmitters that triggers Pal Mickey to convey a huge number of info. It downloads new instructions (supposedly) when it passes through the turnstile at each park - that's why you have to have it on. Or you just bring it to the store where it is sold and they'll download it to your Pal Mickey.
Of course, away from the theme park (like when you go back to the mundane reality of life), he's not going to vibrate and tells you what is the best seat in the house to view your 56" plasma screen HDTV. However, you can still turn him on and press his hand. He will continue telling you the silly jokes - and he has a huge collection of them too so it will be a while till you hear the same one again (he randomizes them).
Do I have a Pal Mickey? You bet your Mickey Ears hat I do! It started almost 2 years ago, and it has become quite a hit, especially with kids (and we all know, what's a hit with the kids, would be a hit with ZapperZ). I bring my Pal Mickey back to Disney World each time I go back so that it can call into the Mother Ship and download all the latest stuff.
Now if only he can tell me where I put my car keys...
Zz.
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/special/specialindex?id=PalMickeyPage