Does Money Have Inertia When Orbiting a Black Hole?

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I'm orbiting a black hole at 99.999999 percent of the speed of light, and then I turn on my headlights. Then I suddenly realize that money has inertia - at least that's what my stock market broker is saying. How fast does the gravity of this thought travel? Does the speed of my travel increase the gravity of this realization?

Also, how dizzy does the constant whirling around make me before the black hole evaporates?
 
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Yes.
 
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Its quite healthy, actually.


Oh yeah, yesterday I rigged a bicycle so that it is now propelled by a reactionless drive.


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No!

Happy 1st of yesterday.

Oh and thought travels faster than light it's just our money can never catch up with it.