I am looking downstairs at my neighbor's patio. She has two 20+ lb. Russian Blue cats, and they are sitting there in matching red t-shirts. I don't know why I find this so amusing. Maybe it's because the cats are stuffed into too-small t-shirts like sausages. Both have huge pot-bellies that are straining the fabric. They seem slightly embarrassed. I'm convinced that dressing up your pets is one of the warning signs of encroaching spinsterhood.