That is awesome! I always thought you lived here in Oregon. If you leave your car out for a few years and don't wash it, you end up with a Chia car.My avatar evolved over the years. At first my grandiose idea was to trim the pyracantha into the shape of an eagle.
Then one fine late spring morning I realised that a disease called fire blight had destroyed my dream.
Not being one to give up easily I set a couple of old wheels under it because what was left of it it now resembled the outline of an old car.
After a few years of drenching the soil with steer manure:yuck: and Miracle Grow the hedgemobile as I now called it improved in appearance greatly. It had even become three dimensional.
Another year or so of constant trimming and streching the branches out with plant tie wire it looked like this: