Huckleberry
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After nearly being obliterated by a meteorite I am infected with alien fungal spores. I spend weeks quarantined in a medical facility being examined by doctors, who discover the only remedy is to consume radioactive material. I will be the only man in the world prescribed plutonium for medicinal purposes. I get a job at a nuclear waste disposal facility until I am abducted by terrorists demanding I give them plutonium. I die of an anyerism while sitting on the toilet wondering if I should fold or scrunch.