Last Reply on 16 Threads: Let's Talk!

[tribdog]

I have the last reply on the last 15 threads, this one will make 16. I apologize ahead of time but c'mon people talk!

 

[Pengwuino]

Doesn't look that way to me sucka.

Man... I need a ranch...

 

[tribdog]

yeah, penguins make good cowboys. except for the lassoing. no fingers

 

[Gale]

save a horse, ride a penguin..? hm...

speaking of cowboys, i have this wicked cute cowgirl costume that i bought and haven't ever worn anywhere... there's surprisingly few cowboys in new hampshire...

 

[tribdog]

not that suprising actually. I grew up in cowboy country. my buddy had a huge ranch. When we would spend the night at his ranch we would get into sword fights with the cattle prods. they shock you pretty good, but it's fun. unless you get hit with the green handled one. that one will knock you right down.

 

[Mk]

Ow. Knock you down huh? What's it called?

 

[Mk]

Oh look, scholarly articles about green handled cattle prods... http://www.google.com/scholar?q=green+handled+cattle+prod&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=ss&oi=scholart

Oh look, governmental documents regarding green handled cattle prods... http://www.google.com/unclesam?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=green+handled+cattle+prod&btnG=Search

 

[Gokul43201]

my buddy had a huge ranch. When we would spend the night at his ranch we would get into sword fights with the cattle prods.

So who won - you or the cattle prod ?

 

[franznietzsche]

So who won - you or the cattle prod ?

Tribdog always wins if he's getting prodded.

 

[Mk]

So who won - you or the cattle prod ?

Actually it looks like him and his friend both fought against the cattle prods.

 

[Cyrus]

save a horse, ride a penguin..? hm...
speaking of cowboys, i have this wicked cute cowgirl costume that i bought and haven't ever worn anywhere... there's surprisingly few cowboys in new hampshire...

You should go around wearing it and pretend your from Texas, I promise you everyone will say hi and talk to you wearing that thing around town. Greet people by saying Howdy! and use words like ya'll, amurica

 

[franznietzsche]

You should go around wearing it and pretend your from Texas, I promise you everyone will say hi and talk to you wearing that thing around town. Greet people by saying Howdy! and use words like ya'll, amurica

If its 'wicked cute' it may not be legal in public

 

[Gale]

i did grow up in texas. i visted a few years back, and that's where i got the costume. at any rate, I'm not sure i want everyone in this town saying hey to me. i wore a skirt to the post office once, and i won't make that mistake again. while i like being told i have nice legs... i prefer the gentlemen who say so to have most of their teeth and a vehichle that isn't covered in mud. backwoods new hampshire isn't really the best place for a girl to get attention.
and franz, i'd only wear those costumes when I'm out with you

 

[Cyrus]

http://www.dumpalink.com/pictures/1136531878/Get_A_Dentist

I think there saying, "Hey Gale, you got some nice legs, care to ride in my mud plastered pickup!?"

 

[franznietzsche]

and franz, i'd only wear those costumes when I'm out with you

Is that a date ?

 

[Gale]

http://www.dumpalink.com/pictures/1136531878/Get_A_Dentist
I think there saying, "Hey Gale, you got some nice legs, care to ride in my mud plastered pickup!?"

Sadly too realistic... EW

Is that a date ?

as long as you have good dental hygene... and post pictures to prove it!

 

[franznietzsche]

as long as you have good dental hygene... and post pictures to prove it!

Aw, but that just takes away from my undefinable allure. Posting pictures makes it very a definable allure. And that's just so much less fun.

 

[Gale]

Aw, but that just takes away from my undefinable allure. Posting pictures makes it very a definable allure. And that's just so much less fun.

AHA! you don't have teeth, do you!??! i knew it!

 

[franznietzsche]

AHA! you don't have teeth, do you!??! i knew it!

DO TOO!

See:

Teeth.

 

[Gale]

lame! they look like dentures to me. you're faking it!

 

[franznietzsche]

lame! they look like dentures to me. you're faking it!

I need an indignant smiley. For impugning my honesty, I'm not posting a picture.

 

[Gale]

pfft, you weren't going to post a picture anyway! sir, i daresay you are full of it, and i do believe you know what "it" i refer to. i wouldn't even be surprised if the "picture" you intend to post is no picture at all!

 

[franznietzsche]

pfft, you weren't going to post a picture anyway! sir, i daresay you are full of it, and i do believe you know what "it" i refer to. i wouldn't even be surprised if the "picture" you intend to post is no picture at all!

Isn't that what I said...?

 

[Gale]

no...

...

just post a picture, i hate the suspense!

 

[franznietzsche]

no...

...

just post a picture, i hate the suspense!

But the anticipation makes it so much better...

 

[Gale]

hmmph, there must be some way to get a photo out of you... bribes? blackmail? c'mon, show!

 

[franznietzsche]

hmmph, there must be some way to get a photo out of you... bribes? blackmail? c'mon, show!

Bribes are always welcome, but there's no gaurantee

 

[Mk]

*yawn*