Li'l Johnny and His Clever A Teacher's Tale

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Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many cats will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Six.

Teacher : Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven! SIR!

A very angry Teacher : Where in the **** do you get seven from?

A smiling Li'l Johnny : Because,... I've already got a cat, Sir!​
 

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The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years.
 
I like Serena said:
A smiling Li'l Johnny : That would be two years because... he already did a year! Sir!

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