That's the new and improved version of "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas". The new rhyme, which lists the planets and then minor planets in order in terms of distance from the Sun, was chosen as the winner of the winner of the National Geographic planetary mnemonic contest. So, the question is, will this new rhyme be valid after "The Great Planet Debate" commencing on August 14? A lot of people really, really like their educated mother. Might this new rhyme be just another a white elephant?