Nerd or Geek: Which One Are You?

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"CAPTAIN!
Congratulations! You scored 88%!
CAPTAIN ! yarrrr, ye be worhty to sail ye own boat of pirate scum round the 7 seas! may there be much booty awaitin ye!"

:devil:

Daniel.
 
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cepheid said:
:smile: Are you sure you want to be captain of a pirate ship? Conflict management skills like that would really be appreciated...elsewhere!

Back into pirate mode: "arrrrgh...you can't fool me cap'n. I knows me an' me parrot'll be swabbing the decks, cleaning up the mess first mate franz makes as he lumbers around drunkenly, spilling rum all over the ship, before his wenches gently lead him belowdecks!"

Damn...that totally lost it's "pirateness" towards the end. I wasn't sure how to say all that in pirate-speak...

Arrr, never in me long legged life have i ever spilt a drop o' rum, and i don't intend to start now! NOw back to the wenches! Arrrr.
 
Has this thread also just got murdered..?

Anyway, i'd be suprised if other dictionaries had different definitions of 'nerd'
 
CAPTAIN!
Congratulations! You scored 88%!

ARRRRRHHHHHHHH! I be plundering this here thread and taking all the booty and the wenches! Or do I mean plundering all the wenches booty? ARrrrrrrrrrRRRRRHGHHHHH!

Being a pirate is fun!
 
cepheid said:
:smile: Are you sure you want to be captain of a pirate ship? Conflict management skills like that would really be appreciated...elsewhere!

Back into pirate mode: "arrrrgh...you can't fool me cap'n. I knows me an' me parrot'll be swabbing the decks, cleaning up the mess first mate franz makes as he lumbers around drunkenly, spilling rum all over the ship, before his wenches gently lead him belowdecks!"

Damn...that totally lost it's "pirateness" towards the end. I wasn't sure how to say all that in pirate-speak...

Yer seafarin' hearty talk needs a lot o' work. Yer crew be beginnin' t' wonder if ye`re a captain who downs wi' th' ship or a captain who goes down on his crew.

Just a few tips fer ye ... but first a word t' Math be Hard

Avast me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? (Ya know, darlin, I'm 97 percent chum free). :wink:

As t' ye, cepheid, ye need t' get some quick lernin' http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

In fact, ye be hopeless. Just use a translation service. http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl Ya scurvy dog whut deserves the black spot!

Time t' head fer new waters wi' me entermesser an' me papagei. Veer t' th' backboard, matey. An' don`t delay or it will be zu den Haien schicken, you horn swollgin' scallywag!

Arrggh ... mebbe I'd better light'n up with the rum ... rrrggh
 
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BobG said:
Yer seafarin' hearty talk needs a lot o' work...
Time t' head fer new waters wi' me entermesser an' me papagei. Veer t' th' backboard, matey. An' don`t delay or it will be zu den Haien schicken, you horn swollgin' scallywag!

Arrggh ... mebbe I'd better light'n up with the rum ... rrrggh
LMFAO! ARrrrrrrrGHHHHHHHH :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
BobG said:
Yer seafarin' hearty talk needs a lot o' work. Yer crew be beginnin' t' wonder if ye`re a captain who downs wi' th' ship or a captain who goes down on his crew.

Just a few tips fer ye ... but first a word t' Math be Hard

Avast me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? (Ya know, darlin, I'm 97 percent chum free). :wink:

As t' ye, cepheid, ye need t' get some quick lernin' http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

In fact, ye be hopeless. Just use a translation service. http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl Ya scurvy dog whut deserves the black spot!

Time t' head fer new waters wi' me entermesser an' me papagei. Veer t' th' backboard, matey. An' don`t delay or it will be zu den Haien schicken, you horn swollgin' scallywag!

Arrggh ... mebbe I'd better light'n up with the rum ... rrrggh

Oh Mercy! I've got to quit PF'ing at work. I just had to close my door so people wouldn't hear me laughing! :smile:

p.s. Yarrr, BobG - I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
p.s. Yarrr, BobG - I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! :biggrin:
Well, blow me down. ARrrrrrrrrGhghghghg.
:-p
 
BobG said:
Time t' head fer new waters wi' me entermesser an' me papagei. Veer t' th' backboard, matey. An' don`t delay or it will be zu den Haien schicken, you horn swollgin' scallywag!
What's that? The sheriff is near? :smile: Oh man this was funny BobG.
 
Artman said:
CAPTAIN!
Congratulations! You scored 88%!

ARRRRRHHHHHHHH! I be plundering this here thread and taking all the booty and the wenches! Or do I mean plundering all the wenches booty? ARrrrrrrrrrRRRRRHGHHHHH!

Being a pirate is fun!


Touch my wenches and i'll be splittin your gullet and drinkin yer blood, pretty boy.
 
danne89 said:
Bit this if you can. (No it isn't me)
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My room:

http://toxicbug.org/myroom2.jpg

Ok your room is messier than mine and you sure do beat me in the printer quantity:smile:
 
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franznietzsche said:
Touch my wenches and i'll be splittin your gullet and drinkin yer blood, pretty boy.
Arrrrrr. Talk to the parrot; they be my wenches now. ARRRRRrrghhhhh! :-p
 
Arrrrrrr, rn't ye maties supps'd ta bearrr talk'n 'bout ye devil nerds 'nd not de pirates... YARRRHHH! :biggrin:
 
Artman said:
Arrrrrr. Talk to the parrot; they be my wenches now. ARRRRRrrghhhhh! :-p

A'right you sonny jim, yer head is mine!

*pulls cutlass*

Prepare to die for tuching me wenches, pretty boy!
 
Arrr. Tis far from land we be and yer parrot bee quite the fetching lass. I'll trade ye me oak'n leg fer an hour with ye polly.
 
tribdog said:
Arrr. Tis far from land we be and yer parrot bee quite the fetching lass. I'll trade ye me oak'n leg fer an hour with ye polly.
Let's find out.


Polly want a tribdog?
Polly said:
Augh --Nevermore.
I thought that's what the raven said.
Polly said:
Did you ask her about being tribdog's wench too?.
Polly says no deal.
 
YAAaaarrrrghhh!

Ye be nerds o' seafarin' heartys be. Hordin' an' Buryin' th' Star Trek Booty an' yer Wench Se'en o' Nine. Aaargh. Ye be Geek-Lasses. Ye all be fancy computer seafarin' heartys wi' nay respect fer th' seafarin' heartys o' old. Where be yer peg leg? Whats this? Did ye replace yer peg leg wi' yer new Rob'tic Synthetic Leg? Ye all be weak dog seafarin' hearty nerds.
Ya lily livered scurvy dog!
 
yaarrrrh! simmer down, all o' ye scurvy cur, or ye'll meet with me swarrd anon!
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YAAAARRRHHHH!
 
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I swear I think (I think!) that this thread might have gotten a tad bit off topic, but that's just me, I am crazy like that some times.
 
ARRRGGH! I be a scurvy dog!
 
Arr this here be thread changed so gradually from nerds t' pirates that it be barely noticable.
 
motai said:
YAAaaarrrrghhh!

Ye be nerds o' seafarin' heartys be. Hordin' an' Buryin' th' Star Trek Booty an' yer Wench Se'en o' Nine. Aaargh. Ye be Geek-Lasses. Ye all be fancy computer seafarin' heartys wi' nay respect fer th' seafarin' heartys o' old. Where be yer peg leg? Whats this? Did ye replace yer peg leg wi' yer new Rob'tic Synthetic Leg? Ye all be weak dog seafarin' hearty nerds.
Ya lily livered scurvy dog!
Arrrrghhhh! They be sailin' the internet in search of virtual booty. Arrrghhh.

(Well most of them are, I be guessin') :biggrin:

Aarrrrrrrtman
 

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