Nerdy Pick-up Lines: Impress Chicks with Your Knowledge

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I think the title says it all.

Scientists use their knowledge to; solve problems, make life easier... and to impress chicks.

What are your favourite pick-up lines?
 
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hey, are you made up of barium and beryllium?
Cause, you're a total BaBe.
 
I wish I were a derivative, because I'd like to lay my tangent to your curve.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
 
claytonh4 said:
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
Her response (because she's a physics major):

Only if it's in vacuum. Like the one above the stool I'm sitting on, in about 3 seconds.