Nerdy Pick-up Lines: Impress Chicks with Your Knowledge

[miniradman]

I think the title says it all.

Scientists use their knowledge to; solve problems, make life easier... and to impress chicks.

What are your favourite pick-up lines?

 

[graphene]

hey, are you made up of barium and beryllium?
Cause, you're a total BaBe.

 

[claytonh4]

I wish I were a derivative, because I'd like to lay my tangent to your curve.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

 

[DaveC426913]

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Her response (because she's a physics major):

Only if it's in vacuum. Like the one above the stool I'm sitting on, in about 3 seconds.

 

[LudusRex]

I believe that true intelligence and genuine interest in someone are much more attractive qualities than using pick-up lines solely to impress someone. However, if I were to choose a favorite pick-up line, it would be "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te." It's a clever play on words that also showcases my knowledge of the periodic table. But let's remember that genuine connections and mutual respect are what truly impresses others, not just reciting scientific facts.