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Mmmm yeast farts are tasty
zoobyshoe said:Well, they make bread what it is. But googling I find that yeast aren't bacteria; more like fungi. Perhaps bacteria do "poop" in the conventional sense. I'm not sure.
zoobyshoe said:Hmmm. That guy gets a lot of information about the world from "reading between the lines" of episodes of the Simpsons, don't you think?
I have always thought of the byproducts of bacteria as that: byproducts. To start calling any of them "poop" is to put an unnecessarily unpleasant spin on them. The alcohol industry might have to be exposed as selling "bacteria pee", and the bread industry might have to confess that bread contains a large amount of "yeast farts".
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/American_Beer" , often confused with either Bat's urine or water, is a low-alcohol beverage actually enjoyed by many Americans and Canadian children. Canadians will often speak of the low alcohol content of American Beer, because it does not cause fun side-effects such as blindness and gonourrhea like Canadian Beer. There is also a disputed difference between the methods of detecting alcohol in each country. When faced with this fact, Canadians will either run away or turn into a purple moose.
Many American beers are not in fact beer at all, but rather beeroids.
Yes, but not bacteria piss, as I thought, but eukaryote piss. That's neither here nor there unless you get upset about aspartame being E. Coli "poop". The whole thing reminds me of the fact that shellac is some sort of insect droppings dissolved in alcohol. Which reminds me of the Peter Sellars line, "It's all part of life's rich pageant."OmCheeto said:And I always thought people were talking metaphorically when discussing American beer. It is piss.
zoobyshoe said:Yes, but not bacteria piss, as I thought, but eukaryote piss. That's neither here nor there unless you get upset about aspartame being E. Coli "poop". The whole thing reminds me of the fact that shellac is some sort of insect droppings dissolved in alcohol. Which reminds me of the Peter Sellars line, "It's all part of life's rich pageant."
Peter Sellars said:The only thing that I will do that will annoy some people is I am taking poetic license a little bit with time and space onstage,
And the other great thing that we're allowed to do — and you're not — is use metaphor.
Pythagorean said:naw, they don't use tuna in mcdonalds fillet-o-fish. Pollock is generally the most common commercial fish resource for prepared foods (frozen fish n chips or imitation crab, for instance). McDonald's supplements with another popular commercial fish: hoki.
http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/nutritionexchange/itemDetailInfo.do?itemID=5926
I've never seen hoki before, but I've fished pollock on a longlining boat. Soft-bellied fish, gets softer fast post-mortem. Cheap (I owed the skipper after that season) and slimy little bastards.
Never longlined again after that trip. Seining for salmon and hering is much more gratifying. Plus, I don't like playing with hundreds of hooks every night that far from town; call me risk adverse.
I partake daily, myself. But now I know: E. Coli poop. I am so happy to be an informed consumer!OmCheeto said:Well, I could never tolerate the taste of aspartame. It always tasted like poison to me.
And your knowledge of shellac seems to indicate to me that you've spent way too many hours on science forums. (as have I)
I was a theater major in college. You make a mental note about how a name should be spelled and it tends to cling where it doesn't belong.But the fact that you can quote Sellers...
Wait. Who is this Sellars dude?
Ivan Seeking said:I said shark, not tuna.
Ivan Seeking said:From what I understand, you get a lot of shark meat in a McDonald's fish fillet sandwich.
They snag tons of sharks when fishing for tuna.
zoobyshoe said:Hmmm. That guy gets a lot of information about the world from "reading between the lines" of episodes of the Simpsons, don't you think?
I have always thought of the byproducts of bacteria as that: byproducts. To start calling any of them "poop" is to put an unnecessarily unpleasant spin on them. The alcohol industry might have to be exposed as selling "bacteria pee", and the bread industry might have to confess that bread contains a large amount of "yeast farts".
Antiphon said:I hope you don't like lobster. They're 8-legged arachnids.
fluidistic said:As far as I know they are not arachnids. It's been MORE than 10 years I haven't ate one of these. But I loved them.
I don't want to be too off-topic but since you mentioned lobsters...in the same family I think, there are the woodlouses. I once put 2 of these into a small box and a few hours after I opened to box and there was 11 excrements. I was so disgusted I threw all in the trash (I was then around 10 years old).
74. What do you call the little gray creature (that looks like an insect but is actually a crustacean) that rolls up into a ball when you touch it?
a. pill bug (15.91%)
b. doodle bug (3.61%)
c. potato bug (12.95%)
d. roly poly (33.07%)
e. sow bug (4.13%)
f. basketball bug (0.08%)
g. twiddle bug (0.04%)
h. roll-up bug (0.21%)
i. wood louse (0.47%)
j. millipede (0.88%)
k. centipede (2.31%)
l. I know what this creature is, but have no word for it (9.44%)
m. I have no idea what this creature is (13.21%)
n. other (3.68%)
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