Steven Hawking Rap - Contribute a Verse!

[gendou2]

(This is not meant to offend, it is just for fun)

My name is Steven Hawking and I got a sick chair
It gets me where I'm going and gets some fat air
When I base jump off of buildings with ten story walls
And don't give a f*** who's down there when I falls

I can't hardly move a muscle but that don't stop my mind
From contemplating singularities that are hiding behind
Black hole event horizons charged, uncharged, any kind!
Beyond the Schwarzschild radius all instruments are blind

I don't respect the laws of my colleagues or my nation.
I don't give a f*** about loss of information
Which is needed to understand black hole evaporation.
B****, why do you think they call it HAWKING radiation?!

(Feel free to contribute your own verse...)

 

[waht]

Check with the mod if the implied vulgar language is accepted.

 

[binzing]

Ha ha. You came up with this? Not too bad.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I listen to MC Hawking in the car and it embaresses my friends.

 

[Cyrus]

Now picture Hawkins doing spins about a point in his wheel chair with only one wheel on the ground and the other in the air.