Study proves universe created by committee

[marcus]

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=252

"The most extensive analysis yet undertaken of the structure and contents of the universe conclusively proves the universe was created not by a single entity, as has been widely suggested, but by [a committee]..."

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, geez, I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!

"...They’re typical examples of the kind of work that gets produced when no one is capable of either making an independent decision or talking to the guy in the next cubicle. Same goes for penguins.”

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Those guys are just too funny.

 

[Vast]

How’s this different from the ancient Greek gods Zeus, Apollo, Aphrodite, Dionysus, etc? Seems the ancient Greek mythology beat us to it for coming up with a committee of gods?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Extremely simple and poorly designed species, like an amoeba, for example, probably have committees of at least two dozen designers. They’re typical examples of the kind of work that gets produced when no one is capable of either making an independent decision or talking to the guy in the next cubicle. Same goes for penguins.”

Some thought provoking insights here.

 

[Pengwuino]

You'll all be hearing from my lawyer

 

[zoobyshoe]

You'll all be hearing from my lawyer

My lawyer will just say: "If the webbed shoe fits, you must aquit."