Today, after I placed my turkey on it's cooking platform, and stood back to admire my hunting skills, it stuck me that my bird was a bit differently shaped than turkeys of past. It looked, to me anyways, like my turkey had been crossbred, with a turtle. Knowing such things are highly improbable, I googled: genetically modified turkey
To my horror, I found, that it was true. (kind of, but not really)
Why are turkeys genetically modified? oo)
I would not recommend reading the article, as it's kind of creepy.
Anyways, they aren't really "genetically modified", in a turtle-turkey kind of way.
It's more like Monique's signature quote; "The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be eating skinny single breasted turkeys, that could have still have sex without our help". — Lewis Thomas & Me
Creepiest thing of all, is that it all started, with a government plot, to make people, happy...
Let's Talk Turkey!
Therefore in 1934 BARC began a breeding program
to create this new type of turkey. Four different
breeds (White Holland, White Austrian,
Narragansett, and Bronze) and Wild Turkey
were used to create this new turkey.
The government, created the turkeys we are about to eat...oo)
In 1947 the new turkey made its commercial debut
That was even before
my time...oo)
The Turkey-Industrial Complex
Another creepy website. But they gave me the age of turkeys, when the are, um...
metaphorically speaking:
turkeys will spend about 10 to 18 weeks on a farm before they're brought into the processing plant
Also:
Domesticated turkey
Which, if you know me, and are aware of my otherworldly interpolative skills, leads to:
Today, we will all be eating:
Teenaged mutant sexless turkeys...
:)
I would have googled "sexless" and "ninja". But, I knew, I'd get a whole lot of really, really weird, um, stuff...
Don't do it, lisab. Don't even go there.