MHB Unravelling Alligator and Alleg Riddles: Solved!

[topsquark]

Since I've been away from MHB for a while I thought I'd inflict upon you these three riddles concerning alligators and their kin allegs.

Riddle 1: Why did the alleg get blamed for the murder of a woman?

Solution 1:

Spoiler

The alleg ate her.

Riddle 2: What do you call someone with ill will towards allegs?

Solution 2:

Spoiler

An alleg hater.

Riddle: What do you call someone who is afraid of a 10 foot long alligator?

Solution 3:

Spoiler

Rational!

Some discerning members here at MHB will probably say, in their most humble opinion, that these riddles suck. To these members all I can say is "Yes, yes they do."

-Dan

 

[anemone]

Welcome back, Dan! I can't help but wanting to add two more alligators-related riddle and joke here!(Happy)

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Spoiler

Investigator

2. To all alligator husbands out there...

Spoiler

 

[Olinguito]

Not alligator-related …

Q: Why did the mallard cross the road?

A:

Spoiler

Because he didn’t want to be a sitting duck!

A group of three of four mallards came to visit our street one morning. They hung around for half an hour or so before leaving.

 

[Wilmer]

Alligator pie, alligator pie,
If I don't get some I think I'm going to die.
Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.

Alligator stew, alligator stew,
If I don't get some I don't know what I'll do.
Give away my furry hat, give away my shoe,
But don't give away my alligator stew.

Alligator soup, alligator soup,
If I don't get some I think I'm going to droop.
Give away my hockey stick, give away my hoop,
But don't give away my alligator soup.