What Bumper Sticker Best Represents You?

[Miles]

Miles you are sweet, everything you do is so endearing.

I try

 

[Chrono]

Sweet! Where did you get this shirt? Or did you make it? I want one! Ahh, the power of math used in a vulgar sense, and all these fools will have no clue what it means. Too bad I did not have one during high school, that would teach the punk administration

I got it here. Have fun!

And they let you wear an innapropriate shirt like that?

Yeah. Most of the people don't even know what it is. The ones that can figure it out just burst out laughing. Just like my Calculus professor did.

 

[The_Professional]

Come to the dark side. We have cookies[/size]

 

[Tsu]

There's no point in me getting bumper stickers. No one gets close enough to my car to read them. I think it has something to do with the bazooka I have mounted on the roof of the car...

 

[Tsu]

Back in the '70's, there were some bumper stickers floating around that read "I FOUND IT!" - the 'it' being religion... Well, I had a friend who had a bumper sticker that read "I FOUND IT! AND NOW MY FINGER STINKS! Her mother would not let he park her car in front of her house until she removed it!

 

[brewnog]

"If you can read this, my caravan's fallen off".

Lame, but inevitable.

 

[franznietzsche]

"If you can read this, my caravan's fallen off".

Lame, but inevitable.

Oh brother...

 

[BobG]

Best sports bumper sticker was by Boston Bruin fans:

In block print - "Jesus saves" (and in what looked like someone had scrawled it in) "but Esposito scores on the rebound!"

 

[tribdog]

I'd like a bumper sticker with a mirror imaged message on my rear bumper. Just to confuse someone. Maybe ".eno siht si rac rehto yM"
or "?I ma ro sdrawkcab gnivird uoy erA"

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, now I remember a funny one I saw. It read, "If God is your co-pilot, switch seats."

 

[tribdog]

This is the one I put on my truck.
I ♥ Moonbear

 

[franznietzsche]

This is the one I put on my truck.
I ♥ Moonbear

Aw that's so sweet.

Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a shirt once:

Lord give me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the strength to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill because they pissed me off.

And another:

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

And:

I tried to see things from your point of view, but i couldn't get my head that far up my @%#

 

[BoulderHead]

Aw that's so sweet.

Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a shirt once:

Lord give me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the strength to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill because they pissed me off.

And another:

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

And:

I tried to see things from your point of view, but i couldn't get my head that far up my @%#

LOL, those are 'goodins'.

 

[Moonbear]

Lord give me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the strength to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill because they pissed me off.

Now that's a version of the serenity prayer I can take to heart!

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

Okay, that one earned a little chuckle.

I tried to see things from your point of view, but i couldn't get my head that far up my @%#

Now, I need to get my hands on that one. I think I should wear it anytime I have to meet with my department chair! We had a faculty meeting yesterday that the dean attended, and the dean asked the chair to introduce the faculty since we don't all know him yet (he's fairly new and an interim dean at that). The chair actually said he'd let the faculty introduce themselves so he didn't embarrass himself with senility! I think that itself was enough to embarrass himself, don't you? In other words, he just admitted he couldn't name all his faculty! Yep, he definitely needs the aid of a proctologist for his eye exams.

 

[tribdog]

maybe his faculty just aren't that memorable.
bumper sticker:
Doc says I have alzheimer's and cancer, but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

 

[dextercioby]

On the funniest t-shirt i have seen,it was written:

MY COOKING SUCKS,BUT FORTUNATELY SO DO I.

Daniel.

 

[tribdog]

"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."

 

[Danger]

There are a bunch that I like. Some of them are buttons, some shirts, and some stickers... and some are just made-up graffiti stuff. My cousin gave me a shirt years ago that just says 'ESCHEW OBFUSCATION'.

'Beam me sideways, Scotty. Nobody here knows which way is up.'

'You people who think that you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.'

'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.'

Picture of Milky Way with an arrow and 'You are here.'

'I hope that life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it.'

'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.'

'Don't laugh... it's paid for.'

'Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.'

Okay, that's it for now; I'm getting bored.

 

[Entropy]

"I hate bumper stickers."

 

[JamesU]

don't ressurect threads, it's immoral

 

[Danger]

Everything that I do is immoral, you twit; it's what defines me.

 

[Homer Simpson]

My other ride is your Mom.



That one cures all road rage!

 

[mattmns]

My other ride is your Mom.

That one cures all road rage!

 

[Lisa!]

"Marriage is the number one cause of divorce."

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

 

[Francis M]

"If you can read this, you're not paying attention to your driving".

I did actually see one one time that said "If you can read this you're too close"

 

[Danger]

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