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What should we do with a drunken sailor?

  1. Sep 19, 2012 #1
    Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.
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    Stop SOPA!!!

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    Ye worthless scum!!!! Bilge rats!!!!
  6. Sep 19, 2012 #5
    Shiver me timbers the poop deck be a burnin.
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    Put him in a long-boat 'till he's sober.
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    You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.
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  9. Sep 19, 2012 #8
    Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...
  10. Sep 19, 2012 #9
    "Keelhaul the poopdeck."

    -- Bob Hope, whilst mistaken for a pirate captain.
  11. Sep 20, 2012 #10
    You know, the captain's daughter actually refers to the cat o' nine tails. A rather brutal brand of punishment.
  12. Sep 20, 2012 #11
    It's too earl-aye in the morning for this.
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