What should we do with a drunken sailor?

[Jimmy Snyder]

Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.

 

[Curious3141]

Stop SOPA!!!

Oh wait...

 

[lisab]

aaarrrrr!

 

[Evo]

Ye worthless scum!!!! Bilge rats!!!!

 

[edward]

Shiver me timbers the poop deck be a burnin.

 

[turbo]

Put him in a long-boat 'till he's sober.

 

[turbo]

You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.

 

[ImaLooser]

Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.

Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...

 

[ImaLooser]

Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.

"Keelhaul the poopdeck."

-- Bob Hope, whilst mistaken for a pirate captain.

 

[Gale]

You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.

You know, the captain's daughter actually refers to the cat o' nine tails. A rather brutal brand of punishment.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...

It's too earl-aye in the morning for this.

 

[Borg]