What should we do with a drunken sailor?

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Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.
 

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Stop SOPA!!!

Oh wait...
 
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Ye worthless scum!!!! Bilge rats!!!!
 
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Shiver me timbers the poop deck be a burnin.
 
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Put him in a long-boat 'till he's sober.
 
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You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.
 
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Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.
Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...
 
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Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.
"Keelhaul the poopdeck."

-- Bob Hope, whilst mistaken for a pirate captain.
 
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You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.
You know, the captain's daughter actually refers to the cat o' nine tails. A rather brutal brand of punishment.
 
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