What should we do with a drunken sailor?

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Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.
 
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Shiver me timbers the poop deck be a burnin.
 
You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.
 
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Jimmy Snyder said:
Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.

Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...
 
Jimmy Snyder said:
Today be international talk like a pirate day. So talk like a pirate, matey.

"Keelhaul the poopdeck."

-- Bob Hope, whilst mistaken for a pirate captain.
 
turbo said:
You could put him in the gig with the captain's daughter, though that hardly seems like punishment. Though if she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother, even a sailor with nary a bit of shore leave for 2 years might have trouble.

You know, the captain's daughter actually refers to the cat o' nine tails. A rather brutal brand of punishment.
 
ImaLooser said:
Lubber! It's what SHALL we do...
It's too earl-aye in the morning for this.
 
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