What unusual gifts do Physics Forums members want for Christmas?

[Chrono]

We need to find MIH someone who's at least old enough to drink the champagne toast at the wedding.

Hey, six more months and I can do that.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Forget it, Chrono. I know you'd do me in about 10 seconds after you learned to forge my signature on the pension checks!

 

[Gokul43201]

Forget it, Chrono. I know you'd do me, in about 10 seconds...

Woah !

 

[Math Is Hard]

Same thing. If he did me, it would probably do me in!
Take me out, baby... Anna-Nicole Smith style!