What's the most expired food you've found in your fridge?

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The discussion centers around humorous and often grotesque experiences with expired food and the challenges of managing leftovers in refrigerators. Participants share stories of discovering long-forgotten items, such as a bottle of Worcestershire sauce and jars of mustard that had expired years prior, highlighting a common tendency to avoid throwing away food even when it's clearly spoiled. There are vivid accounts of mold growth on various foods, including a frightening red mold on hummus and explosive pinto beans that prompted a hasty retreat to the shower. The conversation also touches on the horrors of cleaning out communal dorm fridges, where expired milk and unrecognizable leftovers raised concerns about biohazard disposal. Some participants express confusion over expiration dates, noting that many items, especially condiments, can last well beyond their labeled dates if they appear and smell fine. The thread concludes with light-hearted anecdotes about the unexpected and often disgusting discoveries in fridges, emphasizing the shared struggle of managing food waste and the humorous side of culinary mishaps.
  • #31
Chronos said:
Once I was at a friends house for a fourth of July celebration. After a proper and vigorous celebration, everyone retired. I was, however, quite hungry and could not sleep. I remembered seeing a box of donuts in the garage refrigerator where the celebatory beverages were stored. I made my way out there. The fridge light didnt't work, but I had no problem finding the donuts using the braille system. I awakened in the morning, rubbed my eyes and went to the bathroom. Upon looking into the mirror I saw what appeared to be bruises around both eyes. I then noticed my hands were blue and fuzzy.
Ewwwww.

Still not as bad the squirrel heads.
 
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  • #32
Evo said:
Ewwwww.

Still not as bad the squirrel heads.
Or Tabasco buttermilk...

(You do know that I'm never going to let that go, don't you? :wink: )
 
  • #33
Ever had an over-ripe cauliflower in your refrigerator? It smells like used diapers The other week I had some friends sleep over, I offered them jam at breakfast.. I should have checked first whether anything had started to grow on it :rolleyes: (I never eat that stuff)
 
  • #34
My best experience with mold is what was found in my friend's bag. We think it was meant to be an orange but it was more like a kiwi bird. Fluffy oranges... whatever next... :smile:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #35
So is there any risk in eating mouldy cheese which isn't supposed to be mouldy? Is there any risk in eating mouldy cheese which is supposed to be mouldy?
 
  • #36
brewnog said:
So is there any risk in eating mouldy cheese which isn't supposed to be mouldy? Is there any risk in eating mouldy cheese which is supposed to be mouldy?
It appears to me that all cheese is supposed to be mouldy (and it's nice to see someone else who knows how to spell that); it's the nature of the beast. I just scrape it off with a knife, though. I don't like the texture.
That plastic crap they sell in individual slices and use on fast food burgers doesn't count. I don't know what the hell it is, but it sure ain't cheese.
 
  • #37
Chronos said:
Once I was at a friends house for a fourth of July celebration. After a proper and vigorous celebration, everyone retired. I was, however, quite hungry and could not sleep. I remembered seeing a box of donuts in the garage refrigerator where the celebatory beverages were stored. I made my way out there. The fridge light didnt't work, but I had no problem finding the donuts using the braille system. I awakened in the morning, rubbed my eyes and went to the bathroom. Upon looking into the mirror I saw what appeared to be bruises around both eyes. I then noticed my hands were blue and fuzzy.

Eeeewwww eeeewwwww eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!




Nope, not done yet.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! :gag:

I've never even seen a donut last long enough to get moldy! I can't imagine how old those must have been. Eeeeeeewwwww!

Oddly enough, pickled pigs feet came up as a topic of conversation at lunch (we were talking about Chinese restaurants and one that actually serves real Chinese food that one of the Chinese profs takes people to and he does the ordering since nobody else knows what's on the menu, and the only request anyone makes is that the choices not include any feet...so that brought up the topic of pickled pigs feet somehow). I was just about to bring up that someone online mentioned pickled squirrel's heads, but the person sitting next to me already seemed to be having trouble on the topic of eating feet, so I decided to drop the topic).

Okay, I think it's all out of my system now.




One more...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Okay, that's better. :-p
 
  • #38
(I'm not even going to attempt to extract a quote.


One has no choice but to stand back in abject admiration at the quality and eruditeness of your articulation. :rolleyes:
 
  • #39
Danger said:
(I'm not even going to attempt to extract a quote.


One has no choice but to stand back in abject admiration at the quality and eruditeness of your articulation. :rolleyes:

Yup, all dem years of schoolin' really paid off, didn't they? :-p
 
  • #40
Chronos said:
Once I was at a friends house for a fourth of July celebration. After a proper and vigorous celebration, everyone retired. I was, however, quite hungry and could not sleep. I remembered seeing a box of donuts in the garage refrigerator where the celebatory beverages were stored. I made my way out there. The fridge light didnt't work, but I had no problem finding the donuts using the braille system. I awakened in the morning, rubbed my eyes and went to the bathroom. Upon looking into the mirror I saw what appeared to be bruises around both eyes. I then noticed my hands were blue and fuzzy.

That's legendary! :smile: What was your next action? Didn't it make you sick; no food poisoning?
 
  • #41
Moonbear said:
Yup, all dem years of schoolin' really paid off, didn't they? :-p
Well... we hear things about the US education system up here, but we always figured that they were just horror stories that the grown-ups used to keep us from ditching class. :biggrin:
 
  • #42
When us older kids were teenagers, my grandmother gave us homemade ice cream topping as a Christmas gift. It was in a big jar and it didn't need to be refrigerated, in spite of being made of various fruits (tutti-frutti ice cream topping). It had to be the most disgusting ice cream topping any of us had ever tasted. We tried it once and it sat closed on the counter forever more.

Well, at least for six months, anyway. After that, we opened it to decide whether or not we should finally throw it out. Fermentation had given it a much nicer smell. In fact, it even had a much nicer taste and we finally began to like it (much to the surprise of my parents who never went near the stuff after their first taste).
 
  • #43
mapper said:
I get my wife/maid to clean out the fridge regularly.

you better hope to God that your wife dosn't check your history, or your wife/maid is no longer cleaning for you

LOL

Fibonacci
 
  • #44
I and my roomates had a cooler that was left outside for a bit looked in and saw that the starburst and beer smell actually quite nice. So we decided to add to it more beer, bread, pizza, whiskey (wild turkey 101 not the good stuff), urine, dog crap. And after 3 years of extreme cold and hot we had ourselves a very nice science experiment thing was putrid ended up hating the condo we were living at and the people. So we soaked the sidewalk and parking lot with it on a nice hot summer day :)
 
  • #45
Scratch said:
So we soaked the sidewalk and parking lot with it on a nice hot summer day :)
You are truly evil and disgusting. I salute you! :biggrin:
 
  • #46
A guy at my old elementary school had some chocolate milk spill in his school bag.

It got so bad people were going home sick. Once they found out what it was, they hung the bag from the flag post til it aired out.
 
  • #47
I think the most horrific image with a refrigerator is when the fridge is empty & the owner is broke.It can't get any worse than that...

Been there.It's not pretty.

Daniel.
 
  • #48
Alkatran said:
A guy at my old elementary school had some chocolate milk spill in his school bag.

It got so bad people were going home sick. Once they found out what it was, they hung the bag from the flag post til it aired out.
I know that smell, how about driving in a car that had a gallon of milk lying in the back trunk for some time in summer, which finally exploded? It takes a very very long time for the smell to go away
 
  • #49
1 said:
you better hope to God that your wife dosn't check your history, or your wife/maid is no longer cleaning for you

LOL

Fibonacci


hehe i was just kidding, she would own me if she seen that.

I can recall this one time when I was drinking and playing on my computer in my basement. I had some old empties of beer around my desk and mistakenly grabbed one of them instead of my fresh one. It was about three weeks old. Flung it back and as soon as I felt something solid and grainy bush my cheeks and slide down my throat I knew I was going to be in for a rough time. It didn’t take long before my body rejected my latest treat. Clean up took a while cause I also dropped the bottle on the concrete floor while I was busy puking.

It still brings shutters to my spine when I think back to that.
 
  • #50
Monique said:
how about driving in a car that had a gallon of milk lying in the back trunk
Let that be a lesson to you. I always carry milk in the front trunk for that very reason.
 
  • #51
And before some smart-ass (Evo?) jumps all over that, I do not ride an elephant. :biggrin:
 
  • #52
I once had a old Lincoln..does that count?
 
  • #53
hypatia said:
I once had a old Lincoln..does that count?
I don't know. What was his first name? Do I know him?
 
  • #54
Well I don't recall his name, but he was dark gray. I more then likely called him son of a *itch...cause he quit on me often. I just hate when they do that!
 
  • #55
hypatia said:
Well I don't recall his name, but he was dark gray. I more then likely called him son of a *itch...cause he quit on me often. I just hate when they do that!
I bet he wasn't more that 20 years old. Kids these days... no stamina!
 
  • #56
Moonbear said:
Eeeewwww eeeewwwww eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

Nope, not done yet.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! :gag:
That was pretty much my reaction, only less dignified.
 
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  • #57
I remember my parents telling me about one they had to deal with. My grandparents are away on one of their 6 week holidays, and as always, my parents agree to pop in every once in a while, water the plants, sort the mail etc. One time they are met with a horrible, horrible smell, and find out that the fridge and freezer have stopped working entirely (and its the middle of a quite warm summer too). Luckily, there was no milk present, but I hear the meat and the icecream proved particularly horrid to remove.
 
  • #58
Working in a grocery store I still remember doing produce. Sweet potatoes are some of the worst, they will liquify inside the skin. Another thing is that once one thing begins to go, everything begins to go. A couple boxes of rotten tomatoes can be very bad when the bottom of the boxes get soaked.
 
  • #59
mapper said:
hehe i was just kidding, she would own me if she seen that.

I can recall this one time when I was drinking and playing on my computer in my basement. I had some old empties of beer around my desk and mistakenly grabbed one of them instead of my fresh one. It was about three weeks old. Flung it back and as soon as I felt something solid and grainy bush my cheeks and slide down my throat I knew I was going to be in for a rough time. It didn’t take long before my body rejected my latest treat. Clean up took a while cause I also dropped the bottle on the concrete floor while I was busy puking.

It still brings shutters to my spine when I think back to that.

You win the prize! That one actually made me gag while reading it.
 
  • #60
Moonbear said:
You win the prize! That one actually made me gag while reading it.
Not me... but I guess that once again stems from working in a cowboy bar. It had a kitchen...
 

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