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When ceramic squirrels are outlawed

  1. Dec 30, 2013 #1

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    ..only outlaws will have ceramic squirrels.
    Just sayin'.

    http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/bizarre&id=9376428
     
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  3. Dec 30, 2013 #2
    The right to bear squirrels, though. Not in the constitution.
     
  4. Dec 30, 2013 #3

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    Bear Squirrels? They must be a rather large species.
     
  5. Dec 30, 2013 #4
    Not so much. The Blue Whale Squirrel, now that's a large squirrel.
     
  6. Dec 31, 2013 #5

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    It's probably good that he didn't bring her any beer. She might have attacked him with it.

    http://gamekrib.com/file/pic/photo/2011/04/Brewing_Master-bear-deer-beer.gif
     
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  8. Dec 31, 2013 #7

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    I love that they had to stick in this part about it being Christmas and the stores were closed:
    So I take it that it was WRONG of Williams to stab him because the stores were closed on Christmas Eve and he had no opportunity to buy beer.

    Had the stores been open, it would have been ok to utilize the sharpened squirrel since then the guy would have simply been a jerk for withholding the beer that he could have brought to Williams had he just been considerate enough. :confused:
     
  9. Dec 31, 2013 #8

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    Language fail, so I googled for "squirrel sharpener".

    That was a bad move ... http://www.john-crane.co.uk/pencil-sharpener---mouserabbitsquirrel/ [Broken]

    But by a process of elimination, at least the squirrel sharpener is a red squirrel, not a grey rat with a tail. Either that, or it's trying to disguise itself as Hello Kitty.
     
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  10. Jan 2, 2014 #9

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    Just because the stores were closed doesn't make it wrong to stab him. He was probably really cheap and just procrastinated until he was sure the stores would be closed.

    Stories like this make me happy I'm divorced. (Especially since it's pretty much a given that a person would have to drink a serious amount of beer to put up with being married to me.)
     
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