Who Would Be Me If You Were in My Shoes?

[Deniel]

If I were you,...

I would like to learn more from what you are thinking, so please help me fill in the blank by your own clause

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[The Bob]

If I were you, I would smell, have cucumbers for ears and need help in the shower by women. Oh and I would need to sleep 23 hours a day.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Deniel]

The one hour left is for what?

 

[Tsu]

Must be for smelling, having cucumbers for ears and needing help in the shower by women.

 

[Imparcticle]

If I were you, I would smell, have cucumbers for ears and need help in the shower by women. Oh and I would need to sleep 23 hours a day.

The Bob (2004 ©)

My, you're just FULL of compliments, aren't you??

 

[jimmy p]

If I were you I wouldn't sit in that.

 

[Deniel]

Jimmy, what is that ?

 

[loseyourname]

If I were you, I'd gargle turpentine then sprint into a brick wall.

 

[The Bob]

The one hour left is for what?

Everything else.

Must be for smelling, having cucumbers for ears and needing help in the shower by women.

I like it.

My, you're just FULL of compliments, aren't you??

So what?

The Bob (2004 ©)

P.S. If I were you, I would run really really fast around my room and state that I had gone back in time as I am dizzy and it appears everything is materialising.

 

[Dreamer]

If I were you i'd be happy because i got my brothers room, computer, xbox and scooter and he has to have my old room when he comes home from college!

 

[Njorl]

If I were you I'd spend more time complimenting that Njorl fellow.

Um...
Somebody

 

[balkan]

if i were you, who would be me?