Why Are Shoppers in Finland Stockpiling Toilet Paper?

[Moonbear]

That's ingenious.

Agreed!

I can't think of many parts that would need to be repaired. A good hosing-down once in a while should do it.

Speaking of which, a good hosing down once in a while would solve the lack of paper problem as well.

 

[SOS2008]

Agreed!


Speaking of which, a good hosing down once in a while would solve the lack of paper problem as well.

In some countries they have a hose attachment from the plumbing for this purpose (better than a bidet). But cold water is unpleasant, so I thought what if the water could be heated through electrical coils. But then your butt might be boiled instead of shredded. Anyway, if anyone here in PF decides to design the product, I hope they will keep me in mind for the marketing.

http://www.advancedtoilets.com/index.html

 

[Danger]

But cold water is unpleasant, so I thought what if the water could be heated through electrical coils. But then your butt might be boiled instead of shredded.

Not to mention electrocuted.

 

[PerennialII]

Sounds possible; after all ...

There lived, by a river with a dam
A Finnish paper-mill guy named Idestam
Now he's got so much money
He thought it would be funny
To make a telephone with a webcam.

I dedicate this limerick to all ye Finns out there.

Wipe away

Thank you for successfully condensing the last century of Finnish history. Ok, I'll print this for concrete use if the worst happens ... the other options appear slightly appalling, although ingenious.

 

[Gokul43201]

Thank you for successfully condensing the last century of Finnish history.

Didn't expect most folks would get it...ecxept for the Scandinavians, of course.