Why Did a Moose Mother Attack and Pee on a Hunter?

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The discussion revolves around an incident involving a moose mother attacking a hunter, highlighting the dynamics of wildlife encounters and human interactions with animals. Participants share humorous takes on the situation, explore the reactions of those involved, and engage in playful banter.

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  • One participant recounts the incident where a moose cow attacked a hunter, emphasizing the protective nature of the mother moose.
  • Several participants express humor regarding the situation, with repeated phrases about being "pissed off" versus "pissed on."
  • There are playful exchanges about the attractiveness of a participant named Kristine, with some jokingly questioning the hunter's competence.
  • Comments reflect a mix of humor and light-hearted commentary on the nature of the encounter and the reactions of those involved.
  • Some participants make jokes about the implications of being "pissed on" and the subjective nature of taste in such experiences.

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Participants generally engage in humorous banter without reaching a consensus on any serious points. The discussion remains light-hearted and playful, with no clear agreement or disagreement on the underlying themes.

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The discussion includes various humorous interpretations and personal anecdotes, but lacks serious analysis or exploration of the wildlife behavior involved.

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If you want to hunt moose, you should NOT come between a moose mum and her calf.

That is, however, what befell Bjørn Engen.

The moose cow kicked him to the ground, was smart enough to stamp on his rifle (making it useless), and alternately kicked and peed on him.

Bjørns daughter Kristine thought that slapping the cow on its rump would do the the trick, along with a bit of hollering.

And, it worked!
Moose Mum let go, placed herself protectively beside her calf, and a wet Bjørn and his daughter escaped the encounter..
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Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.
 
wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

AYE! :biggrin:

Although "Hell hath no fury like a mummy pissed" has better rythm..
 
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Yay Moose!
 
wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.
 
wuliheron said:
No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.

Hey, now...
I have no objection to a six-pack of whipped cream and a couple of lizards, but I'm not into that weird stuff.
 
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears
 
Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

:smile: :smile: :smile:


I can't help wondering how many innocent young readers won't get that. :devil:
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.
 
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arildno said:
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.

Well, that's not my scene, but I'm willing to try almost anything for someone who looks like that.
She obviously has no hold over you, since you didn't capitalize "Dominatirix" as your true Mistress would demand.
:rolleyes:
Hmmm... maybe I'll just stroll on home now. Don't mind me... I was never actually here... stop putting those 'shrooms on your pizza and you'll never see me again...
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.
 
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Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

Stomped on and pissed on is more like it.
 
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Borg said:
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.


Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
 
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wuliheron said:
Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
Yes but most people don't like it.
 
  • #16
Borg said:
Yes but most people don't like it.

How do they know? Have they ever tried it?
 

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