Wolrams Tea Party: Delightful Repast & Crude Entertainment

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The discussion revolves around a whimsical tea party invitation hosted by a character named Wolram, who describes the event in a playful and elaborate manner. Attendees are encouraged to dress elegantly, with specific suggestions about skirt lengths and attire. The gathering promises a charming atmosphere with cucumber sandwiches, scones, and a variety of teas, along with light entertainment featuring musical performances. Participants express enthusiasm for the event, with humorous exchanges about attire, food, and the quirky details of the host's home, including the presence of a pet ram and a dog. There are playful banter and jokes about the nature of the gathering, with some guests jokingly discussing the challenges of attending from afar and the potential for mischief. The conversation also touches on British customs, the weather, and the logistics of getting to the party, with a light-hearted tone throughout. Overall, the thread captures a sense of camaraderie and excitement for a fanciful social gathering.
  • #31
SOS2008 said:
Since I will be attending alone (can't get a date), and wearing high heels, could I have a guide? I don't want to fall and twist my ankle while being chased by igor...

Is there anything I should bring? Oh, I love tea (Earl Grey?), and I'd like it with milk, please. It may make me a bit hyper though...

Fear not, old ned will provide you with a pair of wellies at the gate, as for an
escort, i think Brewenog is without a partner.
If that is not to your liking i will arrange a second hansom cab.
Please bring lashings of earl grey.
 
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  • #32
It's ok SOS, not sure about hypatia, but Moonbear and I are both dateless.

I always enjoyed Constant Comment when I was in my teens (orange with a bit of spice).

Wolram, I can come early and help stuff mattresses, and I'm quite handy with a needle and thread. :smile:
 
  • #33
wolram said:
Fear not, old ned will provide you with a pair of wellies at the gate, as for an
escort, i think Brewenog is without a partner.
If that is not to your liking i will arrange a second hansom cab.
Please bring lashings of earl grey.

I really must learn more about these British customs. I hadn't realized that I only needed to announce that I would be arriving without an escort and one would be conveniently provided. That Wolram chap is quite the considerate host.
 
  • #34
Evo said:
It's ok SOS, not sure about hypatia, but Moonbear and I are both dateless.

No way, she's mine now. Mwhahahahahaha!
 
  • #35
brewnog said:
No way, she's mine now. Mwhahahahahaha!
Thanks brewnog :blushing: (though I'm not sure about the evil laughter). I thought you were married, and maybe a scandalous affair would get me to level 6 of hell. :smile: Since this is a rather fancy affair, I'll try not to be too much of a wench. :rolleyes:
 
  • #36
Evo said:
It's ok SOS, not sure about hypatia, but Moonbear and I are both dateless.

I always enjoyed Constant Comment when I was in my teens (orange with a bit of spice).

Wolram, I can come early and help stuff mattresses, and I'm quite handy with a needle and thread. :smile:

Oh, you are a dear, but i could not impose of your skills, fear not the party
will be a spiffing do, as long as you can take the rough with the smooth.
 
  • #37
SOS2008 said:
Thanks brewnog :blushing: (though I'm not sure about the evil laughter). I thought you were married, and maybe a scandalous affair would get me to level 6 of hell. :smile: Since this is a rather fancy affair, I'll try not to be too much of a wench. :rolleyes:
Oh, then you'll be so disappointed to learn he's quite the confirmed bachelor. He even has a diploma that makes it official now. :biggrin:
 
  • #38
Moonbear said:
I really must learn more about these British customs. I hadn't realized that I only needed to announce that I would be arriving without an escort and one would be conveniently provided. That Wolram chap is quite the considerate host.
My oh My moonbear, i have umpteen chaps, chaffing at the collar waiting to
escort you, i also have my perdie to fight them of.
 
  • #39
wolram said:
My oh My moonbear, i have umpteen chaps, chaffing at the collar waiting to
escort you, i also have my perdie to fight them of.
Do I get one?

Moonbear, I'm making us some frilly bloomers to wear under those skirts. I have long thighs, but not that long. :blushing:
 
  • #40
Evo said:
Do I get one?

Moonbear, I'm making us some frilly bloomers to wear under those skirts. I have long thighs, but not that long. :blushing:

WELL, hmmm err hmmmm, I give you first choise. and don't be so bashful, im
sure ladies legs are as long as they used to be, in my day, "ned have ladies legs
got shorter".
 
  • #41
wolram said:
benji, " my redsetter cross wolfhound"

I do fear the tea may have gone to my good father's head. Either that or he has acquired a new dog in my absence.

[whisper mode]psssssst he's a Afghan X Wolfhound[/whisper mode] :smile:

However the dear chaps culinary (that's cooking , dear me what a mind you have) skills are quite exquisite, albeit unusual :wink:
 
  • #42
*Kia* said:
I do fear the tea may have gone to my good father's head. Either that or he has acquired a new dog in my absence.

[whisper mode]psssssst he's a Afghan X Wolfhound[/whisper mode] :smile:

However the dear chaps culinary (that's cooking , dear me what a mind you have) skills are quite exquisite, albeit unusual :wink:

Well what ever, he is a wonderful creature, and don't think for one minute
that you are getting an invite, unless you want to join Brewenog in the barn.
 
  • #43
wolram said:
join Brewenog in the barn.

Ooh I do like a strand or two of straw with my cucumber :biggrin:
 
  • #44
*Kia* said:
Ooh I do like a strand or two of straw with my cucumber :biggrin:
Ok, ok, i will send old ned down to the barn with refreshments, as long as you
promise to give me free range.
 
  • #45
wolram said:
as long as you promise to give me free range.

I'm not sure if that is good or bad :confused:
 
  • #46
wolram said:
WELL, hmmm err hmmmm, I give you first choise.
Are you one of the choices? :-p

and don't be so bashful, im
sure ladies legs are as long as they used to be, in my day, "ned have ladies legs
got shorter".
Darn, I can't find my measuring tape.
 
  • #47
I'd love to attend, but I don't think I can go without bringing Zooby along, since I'm coming all the way from California and he'd be devastated if I didn't swing by and pick him up.

But I'm not sure that it would do to have a Zooby at a tea party. They aren't very good with delicate things like doilies and cucumber sandwiches. What are the policies on Zoobies at high tea?
 
  • #48
wolram said:
Well what ever, he is a wonderful creature, and don't think for one minute
that you are getting an invite, unless you want to join Brewenog in the barn.
Are you sure that's a threat? :rolleyes:
 
  • #49
Evo said:
Do I get one?

Moonbear, I'm making us some frilly bloomers to wear under those skirts. I have long thighs, but not that long. :blushing:
Thanks, that would be quite a bit better. Afterall, with those cucumber sandwiches and such short skirts, it could get downright unsanitary. :rolleyes: :redface: :bugeye:
 
  • #50
is this a tea party?
 
  • #51
Moonbear said:
Oh, then you'll be so disappointed to learn he's quite the confirmed bachelor. He even has a diploma that makes it official now. :biggrin:

Yup yup, I became an official, accredited Bachelor yesterday!

wolram said:
Well what ever, he is a wonderful creature, and don't think for one minute
that you are getting an invite, unless you want to join Brewenog in the barn.

Hmmmnnn...

yomamma said:
is this a tea party?

Not that kind of tea yomamma, go back to bed!
 
  • #52
Hey, Brewnog, how often have you had a girl's father suggest the two of you go off to the barn together? :bugeye: :biggrin: Kia must be so proud to have such an open-minded father. :smile:
 
  • #53
Moonbear said:
Hey, Brewnog, how often have you had a girl's father suggest the two of you go off to the barn together? :bugeye: :biggrin: Kia must be so proud to have such an open-minded father. :smile:


Yeah. I took it with a pinch of salt, I figured that it can't be that sort of barn. We're probably slaughtering chickens, or something.
 
  • #54
brewnog said:
Yeah. I took it with a pinch of salt, I figured that it can't be that sort of barn. We're probably slaughtering chickens, or something.
Well, I expect that you won't be choking any chickens if Kia is around...wait until she leaves to do that, anything else would be un-gentlemanly. :-p
 
  • #55
Moonbear said:
Well, I expect that you won't be choking any chickens if Kia is around...wait until she leaves to do that, anything else would be un-gentlemanly. :-p

Ok, I hold my hands up.
I set myself up for that one.

You're disgusting!
 
  • #56
Evo said:
Are you one of the choices? :-p

Darn, I can't find my measuring tape.

Well i am a bit shy :blushing: but i will be first in line. :biggrin:
 
  • #57
Math Is Hard said:
I'd love to attend, but I don't think I can go without bringing Zooby along, since I'm coming all the way from California and he'd be devastated if I didn't swing by and pick him up.

But I'm not sure that it would do to have a Zooby at a tea party. They aren't very good with delicate things like doilies and cucumber sandwiches. What are the policies on Zoobies at high tea?

No worries, Zoobie would love the barn.
 
  • #58
wolram said:
Well i am a bit shy :blushing: but i will be first in line. :biggrin:
Woot! And I get first choice! Got to love a man with a ram that gives tea parties. :!)

What is the average length of a woman's thigh? I tried searching in google and got some rather interesting sites about thigh high stiletto heeled boots. :blushing:
 
  • #59
Evo said:
Woot! And I get first choice! Got to love a man with a ram that gives tea parties. :!)

Who ever said wolram was a man?
 
  • #60
His daughter said, he was her father? But for all we know Kia could be his twin sister?
The internet can be so crule :cry:

Actually, he writes in a very manly fashion in all his posts.

My head feels woozy, just what was in that tea? And why are there so many dead chickens?