Wolrams Tea Party: Delightful Repast & Crude Entertainment

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The discussion revolves around a whimsical tea party invitation hosted by a character named Wolram, who describes the event in a playful and elaborate manner. Attendees are encouraged to dress elegantly, with specific suggestions about skirt lengths and attire. The gathering promises a charming atmosphere with cucumber sandwiches, scones, and a variety of teas, along with light entertainment featuring musical performances. Participants express enthusiasm for the event, with humorous exchanges about attire, food, and the quirky details of the host's home, including the presence of a pet ram and a dog. There are playful banter and jokes about the nature of the gathering, with some guests jokingly discussing the challenges of attending from afar and the potential for mischief. The conversation also touches on British customs, the weather, and the logistics of getting to the party, with a light-hearted tone throughout. Overall, the thread captures a sense of camaraderie and excitement for a fanciful social gathering.
  • #51
Moonbear said:
Oh, then you'll be so disappointed to learn he's quite the confirmed bachelor. He even has a diploma that makes it official now. :biggrin:

Yup yup, I became an official, accredited Bachelor yesterday!

wolram said:
Well what ever, he is a wonderful creature, and don't think for one minute
that you are getting an invite, unless you want to join Brewenog in the barn.

Hmmmnnn...

yomamma said:
is this a tea party?

Not that kind of tea yomamma, go back to bed!
 
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  • #52
Hey, Brewnog, how often have you had a girl's father suggest the two of you go off to the barn together? :bugeye: :biggrin: Kia must be so proud to have such an open-minded father. :smile:
 
  • #53
Moonbear said:
Hey, Brewnog, how often have you had a girl's father suggest the two of you go off to the barn together? :bugeye: :biggrin: Kia must be so proud to have such an open-minded father. :smile:


Yeah. I took it with a pinch of salt, I figured that it can't be that sort of barn. We're probably slaughtering chickens, or something.
 
  • #54
brewnog said:
Yeah. I took it with a pinch of salt, I figured that it can't be that sort of barn. We're probably slaughtering chickens, or something.
Well, I expect that you won't be choking any chickens if Kia is around...wait until she leaves to do that, anything else would be un-gentlemanly. :-p
 
  • #55
Moonbear said:
Well, I expect that you won't be choking any chickens if Kia is around...wait until she leaves to do that, anything else would be un-gentlemanly. :-p

Ok, I hold my hands up.
I set myself up for that one.

You're disgusting!
 
  • #56
Evo said:
Are you one of the choices? :-p

Darn, I can't find my measuring tape.

Well i am a bit shy :blushing: but i will be first in line. :biggrin:
 
  • #57
Math Is Hard said:
I'd love to attend, but I don't think I can go without bringing Zooby along, since I'm coming all the way from California and he'd be devastated if I didn't swing by and pick him up.

But I'm not sure that it would do to have a Zooby at a tea party. They aren't very good with delicate things like doilies and cucumber sandwiches. What are the policies on Zoobies at high tea?

No worries, Zoobie would love the barn.
 
  • #58
wolram said:
Well i am a bit shy :blushing: but i will be first in line. :biggrin:
Woot! And I get first choice! Got to love a man with a ram that gives tea parties. :!)

What is the average length of a woman's thigh? I tried searching in google and got some rather interesting sites about thigh high stiletto heeled boots. :blushing:
 
  • #59
Evo said:
Woot! And I get first choice! Got to love a man with a ram that gives tea parties. :!)

Who ever said wolram was a man?
 
  • #60
His daughter said, he was her father? But for all we know Kia could be his twin sister?
The internet can be so crule :cry:

Actually, he writes in a very manly fashion in all his posts.

My head feels woozy, just what was in that tea? And why are there so many dead chickens?
 
  • #61
Evo said:
Woot! And I get first choice! Got to love a man with a ram that gives tea parties. :!)

What is the average length of a woman's thigh? I tried searching in google and got some rather interesting sites about thigh high stiletto heeled boots. :blushing:

WOW, stiletto heeled boots, your driving me nuts already, a man of my
quite up brining can only take sooo much, I was going to suggest a short
walk, after the party, through the holt wood and up to beacon hill, it is
beautiful there, it is riddled with mossy hollows, where one can sit in
comfort and look at the stars.
 
  • #62
hypatia said:
His daughter said, he was her father? But for all we know Kia could be his twin sister?
The internet can be so crule :cry:

Actually, he writes in a very manly fashion in all his posts.

My head feels woozy, just what was in that tea? And why are there so many dead chickens?

Have no fear, i may have acquired a certain patina, and gathered a few
unique makings over the years, but i promise you i come complete with
handle.
 
  • #63
Oh a by the way, old ned has cleaned the barn, and set up our second best
table and chairs, it looks quite cosy now, wol, my ram, and benji, will no
doubt wonder in from time to time, keeping an eye on things, as they do.
 
  • #64
PPS, i must tell you one day, about my struggle to finish my life sized
statue of Aphrodite.
 
  • #65
hypatia said:
My head feels woozy, just what was in that tea? And why are there so many dead chickens?
Uh oh, did Brewnog give you tea? :rolleyes:
 
  • #66
wolram said:
I was going to suggest a short
walk, after the party, through the holt wood and up to beacon hill, it is
beautiful there, it is riddled with mossy hollows, where one can sit in
comfort and look at the stars.
That sounds wonderful! I love stuff like that! The mossy hollows sound nice.

I hope the weather is cooler there, it's been in the mid 90's every day here (around 34 celsius). I hate hot weather.
 
  • #67
Evo said:
Uh oh, did Brewnog give you tea? :rolleyes:
I don't think the "tea" Brewnog is serving is the same as we're getting up in the Wolram's lovely cott. Hmm...perhaps a visit to the stables is in order. I think I'd enjoy seeing the horses, and maybe a riding party could be arranged.
 
  • #68
Evo said:
I hope the weather is cooler there, it's been in the mid 90's every day here (around 34 celsius). I hate hot weather.
Yes, the weather has gotten too warm even for me. I had to turn on the AC yesterday...the air didn't even seem to move when I stepped outside, it was like a sauna. We had a late-day thunderstorm though that cooled everything off really nicely and I was able to sleep with the windows open again. It's hot again today, but not quite as stiflingly stagnant feeling.
 
  • #69
Evo said:
Uh oh, did Brewnog give you tea? :rolleyes:


Super-Brew! (TM).


Brewnog's Super-Brew

Take 5 litres boiling water
Pour over 1kg white fluffy elderflower heads, leave bugs into taste
Add:
Eight teabags
5kg sugar
6tbsp citric acid
8 assorted citrus fruit, chopped (with skins)
12 crushed Pro-Plus tablets (optional)


Mash the lot up, leave it to cool, and then strain it through muslin/a big sieve. Rack into bottles. Dilute with water and ice to taste. Freezes well for up to 1 year. Perfect summer drink. Add gin to taste.
 
  • #70
Evo said:
That sounds wonderful! I love stuff like that! The mossy hollows sound nice.

I hope the weather is cooler there, it's been in the mid 90's every day here (around 34 celsius). I hate hot weather.

Yes the weather has lost its bite somewhat, I am not sure if it is wise, but
perhaps i could take a flask of sherry, and we could have a sip or two
while studying the heavenly delights.
 
  • #71
Moonbear said:
I don't think the "tea" Brewnog is serving is the same as we're getting up in the Wolram's lovely cott. Hmm...perhaps a visit to the stables is in order. I think I'd enjoy seeing the horses, and maybe a riding party could be arranged.

Done already old girl don't you know, Would you like something with a tad of
spirt? or do you want to plod along, any way up, we have many bridal paths
around about the cott, and some open land, if you feel like a gallop.
 
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  • #72
wolram said:
Done already old girl don't you know, Would you like something with a tad of
spirt? or do you want to plod along, any way up, we have many bridal paths
around about the cott, and some open land, if you feel like a gallop.

I much prefer a spirited one. But bridal paths? That seems a tad hasty when I've only just met my escort. :eek: I should think we'd exchange names and court a bit before announcing our engagement and galloping down a bridal path.
 
  • #73
Moonbear said:
maybe a riding party could be arranged.

You suggest this and then complain of a bridal path?
 
  • #74
*Kia* said:
You suggest this and then complain of a bridal path?
Why buy the stallion if I can ride it for free? :biggrin:
 
  • #75
wolram said:
Yes the weather has lost its bite somewhat, I am not sure if it is wise, but
perhaps i could take a flask of sherry, and we could have a sip or two
while studying the heavenly delights.
Evo<------checking out airfare prices to England. :approve:
 
  • #76
Moonbear said:
Why buy the stallion if I can ride it for free? :biggrin:
That's what my mother always told me.
 
  • #77
Well we will leave the horsey bit to KIA, and i have to find a way to navigate
to the," airport"? to greet fair evo, i wish i knew more of these new fangled things, well i preyed to the pixies and the elves, but this," horseless carriage",
fair took my wits away, but no bother me, i have come to EVOs arrival point,
and hope with all my heart, that this colossus of a bird will disgorge her with no
harm done.
 
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  • #78
wolram said:
Well we will leave the horsey bit to KIA, and i have to find a way to navigate
to the," airport"? to greet fair evo, i wish i knew more of these new fangled things, well i preyed to the pixies and the elves, but this," horseless carriage",
fair took my wits away, but no bother me, i have come to EVOs arrival point,
and hope with all my heart, that this colossus of a bird will disgorge her with no
harm done.
You're so adorable. :smile: Wish I was on that plane right now. I would love to frolick through the mossy glades in my frilly bloomers and thigh high stilletto boots, drinking sherry and playing with wol's ram. :-p
 
  • #79
Wishes and hopes ,fantasies and dreams, i keep them locked in rooms,
I have a new one now all airy and bright, words maybe forgotten, and days
may get dull, but then i have my rooms, to bring back the light
 

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