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The discussion centers around a mathematical model developed to analyze the spread of a fictional disease termed "Bieber Fever," which is characterized as highly infectious among youth and influenced by media exposure. The model categorizes individuals as susceptible, infected, or bored of the phenomenon, and explores the implications of media on the disease's propagation.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory, Technical explanation, Debate/contested, Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants note the model's assertion that Bieber Fever has a basic reproductive ratio of 24, suggesting it is extremely infectious.
  • Others highlight the role of media in sustaining the outbreak, with claims that negative media coverage could be necessary to control the spread.
  • A participant humorously reflects on personal experiences with the "infection," suggesting a cultural impact of the phenomenon.
  • Another participant questions the motivations behind the research, speculating on the authors' personal connections to the subject matter.
  • There is a humorous exchange regarding the perceived demographics of those affected by Bieber Fever, with some suggesting it primarily affects young girls.
  • A later reply introduces a comparison to other contagions, implying that Bieber Fever may not be the most severe health concern.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants express a mix of humor and skepticism regarding the model and its implications. There is no consensus on the seriousness of Bieber Fever or the validity of the model, with various viewpoints on its cultural relevance and the nature of celebrity influence.

Contextual Notes

The discussion includes speculative and humorous elements, with no formal conclusions drawn about the model's accuracy or the seriousness of the phenomenon it describes.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in the intersection of mathematics, cultural phenomena, and media influence may find the discussion engaging.

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This is the same mathematician who did that paper on the zombie apocalypse a couple years ago:

Abstract. Recently, an outbreak of Bieber Fever has blossomed into a full pandemic, primarily among our youth. This disease is highly infectious between individuals and is also subject to external media pressure, further strengthening the infection. Symptoms include time-wasting, excessive purchasing of useless merchandise and uncontrollable crying and/or screaming. We develop a mathematical model to describe the spread of Bieber Fever, whereby individuals can be susceptible, Bieber-infected or bored of Bieber. We analyse the model in both the presence and the absence of media, and show that it has a basic reproductive ratio of 24, making it perhaps the most infectious disease of our time. In the absence of media, Bieber Fever can still propagate. However, when media effects are included, Bieber Fever can reach extraordinary heights. Even an outbreak of Bieber Fever that would otherwise burn out (driven by fans becoming bored within two weeks) can still be sustained if media events are staggered. Negative media can rein in oversaturation, but continuous negative media (the Lindsay Lohan effect) is the only way to end Bieber Fever. It follows that tabloid journalism may be our last, best hope against this fast-moving and highly infectious disease. Otherwise, our nation’s children may be in a great deal of trouble.

Our results show that, in any population of young people exposed to Justin Bieber, there will be an outbreak of Bieber Fever, even if no one is initially infected. This makes the disease very dangerous and any population extremely susceptible. The only methods to help control the spread of infection are to publish more negative media stories about him than positive, such as involving him in a sex scandal or exploit his bad haircut choices and increasing the number of times those negative stories appear in the media. These measures may seem extreme, but they will need to be weighed against the possibility of our youth driving the general public mad with their obsession with Justin Bieber.

pdf here
http://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/bieber.htm
 
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LOL, why do certain people become celebrities? WHY?
 
I bet the authors have teen/pre-teen daughters. Maybe this work is a coping mechanism?
 
It's no joke. I was in the mall and just passed by some pre-teen girls. Too late, I realized that this infection fever had taken hold of me. Now I only want to hear Justin Beiber songs. I am no longer interested in the old classics like the Monkees, the Jackson 5, and the Archies. Don't let this happen to you. Stick bubble-gum in your ears.
 
Are you a teenaged girl, Jimmy? From what I heard it was only contagious amongst girls.
 
Mentalist said:
Are you a teenaged girl, Jimmy? From what I heard it was only contagious amongst girls.
It's possible. I've had so many sex change operations I can't remember what I started out as. And I'm many times over a teenager.
 
TLC scourges such as the HBB contagion have higher KMN death rates.
 

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