View Full Version : Tribdog's Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get The Net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have some serious explaining to do
Don't be daft, I see no dogs of trib. You're hallucinating again my dear. Have a drinkie.
franznietzsche
Nov8-05, 12:39 PM
Grab him quick!
franznietzsche
Nov8-05, 12:39 PM
Don't be daft, I see no dogs of trib. You're hallucinating again my dear. Have a drinkie.
Drinkie :tongue2: ?
Ooooh blood and sand, I see him now!
He's here!!!!
Get the butter!!!!!
Oh, that's how we caught zooby.
Get the flame throwing trebuchet!!!!!!!
Just wheel it into the middle of GD and wait for tribdog to get dangeously close, then NAB HIM!!!!!!
franznietzsche
Nov8-05, 12:47 PM
Ooooh blood and sand, I see him now!
Drinkie :tongue2: ?
I built a trebuchet while I was gone. It's about 3 feet tall and uses a 2 liter bottle of water as a counterweight. First time I tried it it swung around and clipped my nostril with the release pin and damn near ripped my nose off. Second shot worked pretty well.
Well done, we might get some interesting threads going again with you and brewnog being back.
I built a trebuchet while I was gone. It's about 3 feet tall and uses a 2 liter bottle of water as a counterweight. First time I tried it it swung around and clipped my nostril with the release pin and damn near ripped my nose off. Second shot worked pretty well.Yes, he's back. :approve:
You'll have to fill us in on all of your adventures while you've been away. :biggrin:
I would have been back a lot sooner, but I wanted to read the thread killer champions thread first.
I hate to be labeled, but I'm sitting here on my couch, foot elevated above my heart, crutches leaning against the wall and I realize some things never change.
I would have been back a lot sooner, but I wanted to read the thread killer champions thread first.Understandable. :bugeye:
I hate to be labeled, but I'm sitting here on my couch, foot elevated above my heart, crutches leaning against the wall and I realize some things never change.What happened, are you ok?
What happened, are you ok?
lol, of course I'm okay. just got in a fight with a gopher hole. I think it is just a sprain and to me sprains are like hang nails. My foot is a lovely shade of purple though.
I've got to run, okay hobble, and do some work. I'm supposed to be doing some research right now. I'll come back later
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 03:08 PM
I would have been back a lot sooner, but I wanted to read the thread killer champions thread first.
A worthy excuse. :approve:
I hate to be labeled, but I'm sitting here on my couch, foot elevated above my heart, crutches leaning against the wall and I realize some things never change.
*shakes head* Nope, some things never change. :rofl: And here we thought you got blown up along with the mountain you were blasting last we heard from you, and to find out something as minor as a gopher hole has you laid up this time...well, I'm just disappointed that it's not more exciting.
Oh, but some things change.
<------Look what color I am! :biggrin: They won't let me sweep the guru awards this year. :frown: I guess they wanted to give someone else a chance. :tongue:
matthyaouw
Nov8-05, 03:20 PM
I built a trebuchet while I was gone. It's about 3 feet tall and uses a 2 liter bottle of water as a counterweight. First time I tried it it swung around and clipped my nostril with the release pin and damn near ripped my nose off. Second shot worked pretty well.
Holy crap! Make a video! How far can you launch things?
Holy crap! Make a video! How far can you launch things?
I'm not going to let it rip my nose off again so forget it.
the trebuchet I made out of popsicle sticks is only about 5 inches high and it will throw an asprin across the room. My big trebuchet was built without plans or planning or know how or the correct tools or material. I've thrown a grapefruit across the street, but it should go a lot further. I made the trebuchet collapsable, but not on purpose.
matthyaouw
Nov8-05, 04:51 PM
Impressive! I want one!
A worthy excuse. :approve:
*shakes head* Nope, some things never change. :rofl: And here we thought you got blown up along with the mountain you were blasting last we heard from you, and to find out something as minor as a gopher hole has you laid up this time...well, I'm just disappointed that it's not more exciting.
Oh, but some things change.
<------Look what color I am! :biggrin: They won't let me sweep the guru awards this year. :frown: I guess they wanted to give someone else a chance. :tongue:
so I guess I'm the only cool one left who's not a mentor?
speaking of blasting a mountain, here's a little bit of useful information. If you work around explosives and then try to get on an airplane you WILL have to spend at least 3 hours explaining why their brand new machines are telling them to shoot you on the spot.
matthyaouw
Nov8-05, 05:07 PM
I'd forgotton how much more interesting GD was with all your unusual anecdotes.
Welcome back.
so I guess I'm the only cool one left who's not a mentor?
Ahem, last but one...
What's with posting in your own return-from-the-dead thread anyway? That's soooo passe.
posting in it? hell I started it
I thought of a brain teaser so I spent about an hour getting it correct I thought it would take days to figure it out, then some jerk figured it out in about 3 minutes. I figured that since I was here already in the brain teaser section I might as well swing by GD. I would have thought you all would have cleaned the place up a bit.
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 06:18 PM
speaking of blasting a mountain, here's a little bit of useful information. If you work around explosives and then try to get on an airplane you WILL have to spend at least 3 hours explaining why their brand new machines are telling them to shoot you on the spot.
:rofl: Yep, I'm sure that'll do it. :rofl: Now that I live in mountains, I've also noticed nifty signs on the roads announcing blasting zones where you're supposed to turn off your cell phone, and I always wonder if anyone other than me actually bothers to follow that instruction?
:rofl: Yep, I'm sure that'll do it. :rofl: Now that I live in mountains, I've also noticed nifty signs on the roads announcing blasting zones where you're supposed to turn off your cell phone, and I always wonder if anyone other than me actually bothers to follow that instruction?
that's when I start dialing.
you have moved? I take it Evo moved as well. and I'll bet neither of you moved closer to me did you?
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 06:37 PM
No, Evo hasn't moved, just me. I got further from you when I heard they were letting you around blast zones. :biggrin:
Curious....
Just in time for the guru awards.
franznietzsche
Nov8-05, 06:41 PM
so I guess I'm the only cool one left who's not a mentor?
:cry::cry:
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 06:41 PM
Curious....
Just in time for the guru awards.
Too late, he's missed too much of the campaign for nominations. We have too many good candidates this year to bring in a lame duck. Besides, everyone else sent chocolate to Evo and me.
Curious....
Just in time for the guru awards.
I thought about that as well. Last time I was here I said I was going to wait until a couple months before voting and come in and take the title again.
That isn't my intention, that's why I'm being not funny.
No seriously I'll take myself out of the running if you want, I was just feeling in a pf sort of mood so I came back
Astronuc
Nov8-05, 06:54 PM
Welcome Home Trib!!!!
I thought you had blown yourself up or landed in the calaboose. :rolleyes:
Glad to see you're alive and hopefully the foot and ankle are healing.
hopefully the foot and angle are healing.
:eek: He didn't mention anything about injuring his angle. No damned wonder he's been gone so long and comes back in a non-humourous mood.
Math Is Hard
Nov8-05, 07:30 PM
ah, yes... it's tribdog season again. November through February every year.:smile:
yay, finally someone worthy for the funniest member award
I'll vote for you :D
Danger is going to win....
so I guess I'm the only cool one left who's not a mentor?
HMMPH!
Show of hands... who still likes tribdog? Not me!
Good to see you back tribdog!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Astronuc : Today at 06:10 PM. Reason: Are you satsified now Danger? I was distracted.
Why yes, thank you. It's kind of you to respond so promptly to my concerns.
Yay! This Means Yomamma Won't Win Funniest Member Award!
ah, yes... it's tribdog season again. November through February every year.:smile:
How do we tell if he's ripe? do we squeez or sniff?
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 08:47 PM
How do we tell if he's ripe? do we squeez or sniff?
I suggest doing neither. It's best to just wait for him to fall off the vine.
Math Is Hard
Nov8-05, 10:43 PM
How do we tell if he's ripe? do we squeez or sniff?
NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out. :eek:
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 10:48 PM
NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out. :eek:
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
Aww...he's just ticklish. :rofl:
Math Is Hard
Nov8-05, 10:57 PM
Aww...he's just ticklish. :rofl:
I believe those were the last words of his therapist, may he rest in peace.
Moonbear
Nov8-05, 11:05 PM
I believe those were the last words of his therapist, may he rest in peace.
I think that's just a side effect of spending too much time in close proximity to a tribdog. It can be very dangerous...sharp objects flying everywhere, explosions left and right...
Hey, trib, did that pencil wound ever heal up properly? :biggrin:
franznietzsche
Nov8-05, 11:15 PM
NOOOO! Do not squeeze the tribdog! Trust me on this. He totally flips out. :eek:
*it's a long story. just don't do it. really, I mean it. *
Personal experience?
Math Is Hard
Nov8-05, 11:27 PM
Personal experience?
yeah, ok, maybe. :redface: honestly though, franz, what I am really excited about is seeing YOU back here! You have been much missed by PF, too, y'know! We were even willing to trade Smurf for your safe return but something queered the deal. :grumpy:
Okay, I come in here to find that Tribdog is back (you can tell because he left a mess on the carpet :grumpy:), he blew up a mountain, someone squeezed him and his vine fell off (or something like that), and Franz and Smurf were having some sort of queer deal... :uhh: (or something like that). What else is new? :biggrin:
It's threads like this that kept Norm going back to Cheers. You walk in and everyone starts yelling your name. Really makes me want to get drunk.
Okay, so I'm going out to my truck to get something for work. they are repaving the parking lot. The tip of my crutch gets stuck and comes off and I had to hop on one foot, bend over grab the tip. I drop the crutch in the tar. Now I have a black stain in my right armpit.
Who's nude?I haven't got any arms, how else do you think I could have typed this? :tongue2:
hmmm, I think I'll try it your way: u89olkji xdfv c QWSZa bhjm n /;[]
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft
seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.
hmmm, I think I'll try it your way: u89olkji xdfv c QWSZa bhjm n /;[]
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft
seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.Hmmmm. I just have it hold a pencil or pen to tap the keys.
In light of what you typed, you should check out this:
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=98933
you put a pen or pencil in your nose?
don't type too fast.
you put a pen or pencil in your nose?
don't type too fast.Nope, nice and slow.
Are you hitting on me? I thought we already had this conversation. I am not gay. Jeez, put one penis in your mouth and you're labeled for life.
Are you hitting on me? I thought we already had this conversation. I am not gay. Jeez, put one penis in your mouth and you're labeled for life.Especially if it's your own.
What's this little Warn meter thing I have now? does it go up by ones, tens, twenty fives? Someone warn me please
What's it take to get a warning around here? I would have expected a bit more competence from you gurus.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean it. I would like to be warned though just so I don't have to look over and see my name and a big 0 right underneath it.
I think warning meters should start at 100% and go down to 0.
What's it take to get a warning around here? I would have expected a bit more competence from you gurus.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean it. I would like to be warned though just so I don't have to look over and see my name and a big 0 right underneath it.
I think warning meters should start at 100% and go down to 0.If you get 15 points you get banned. If you're very nice, I'll give you a "get out of banning free" card, aka GOOBF. The problem with GOOBF cards is that they can expire at any time without warning. :devil:
I can be warned 15 times? seems like quite a few infractions.
lol, I was sitting here typing and your picture is right there and I completely lost my train of thought. You really are beautiful, you know that?
Evo, does being a licky licky brown nose count as being 'very nice'?
Also, can you rig it so that we can all keep an eye on his warningometer please? I think we have a right to know when he's pleased you and Moonbeast.
there's a difference between being a brown nose and being suddenly overwhelmed
there's a difference between being a brown nose and being suddenly overwhelmedYeah, but they both have brown noses. However you are quite beautiful evo (said, of course, in a way that my wife would not mind in the least). :approve:
The problem with GOOBF cards is that they can expire at any time without warning. :devil:
i.e. When you get banned.
hmmm, I think I'll try it your way: u89olkji xdfv c QWSZa bhjm n /;[]
' r56ygft serfcxd i90plko u89okji r56ygft
seems like I can't help hitting the letter I want and all the ones around it.
I guess it's just too big. I wish I didn' have such a big nose.
reminds me of a topic on a now (almost) dead forum: http://s11.invisionfree.com/science/index.php?showtopic=546
Okay, I come in here to find that Tribdog is back (you can tell because he left a mess on the carpet ), he blew up a mountain, someone squeezed him and his vine fell off (or something like that), and Franz and Smurf were having some sort of queer deal... (or something like that). What else is new?
:rofl:
I can be warned 15 times? seems like quite a few infractions.A single warning can be 7 points.
lol, I was sitting here typing and your picture is right there and I completely lost my train of thought. You really are beautiful, you know that?:biggrin: I see you picked up on my subtle hint. <sticks GOOBF card into Trib's computer>
Yeah, but they both have brown noses. However you are quite beautiful evo (said, of course, in a way that my wife would not mind in the least). :approve:<sticks a GOOBF card into Artman's computer>
geez, I only wish i had something I could stick in you...............r computer
I heard that you do have a floppy.
Then again, sheep have been known to lie.
danger danger
that was all I was going to post, but didn't know how to punctuate it. Danger! Danger. or danger, danger. or danger, Danger! or FU danger.
At least you didn't add 'Will Robinson'... :biggrin:
I try to stay away from three syllable words whem Im talking to you
Why? Don't have time to look them up?
I guess this should prove once and for all that I'm not you in disguise.
I don't think that was ever an issue.
It takes more than one to make you me
I didn't want to bring up your weight problem...
edit: Oh crap! I just realized what time it is. I was supposed to close up shop 10 minutes ago. I'll see if I can get back between my cash-out and my pool match.
Moonbear
Nov9-05, 07:15 PM
:rofl: And here we were all worried that Danger had done something horrid to tribdog to get rid of the competition. I guess that disproves that hypothesis once and for all.
I'm a little bit offended that you consider Danger competition
Moonbear
Nov9-05, 07:21 PM
Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin. :biggrin:
Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin. :biggrin:
WHAT??
Danger is it really you? its me tribdog. oh my god, I waited for you to come back and get me.
Hi, beautiful moonie out tonight (you can never gather too many GOOBF cards):approve: .
Well, we suspected he might have been your evil, older, Canadian twin. :biggrin:
Notice that they never post in the same post, only in the same thread.:uhh: Coincidence, I think not.
Oh my gosh. I wonder if the Tribdog's here!!!!!!!!! thread is going to last as long as the Thread Killer Champions thread. It's already 90 posts :uhh: Nah.
Notice that they never post in the same post
That's because we can't use the computer at the same time. He's allergic to cats, and, if you recall, Lucy does my typing for me. (And don't think that it's easy sneaking her in to work when the manager has 3 dogs in here.)
Moonbear
Nov9-05, 08:02 PM
Hi, beautiful moonie out tonight (you can never gather too many GOOBF cards):approve: .
Right you are! *shoves GOOBF card into Artman's hard drive*
Moonbear? if I send a few more truckloads of chocolate can my 488 GOOBF cards be updated? they're all expired
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