Okay, beatrix, this is it. It's ultimatum time.
This thread has been entirely comical, and that's the only reason I've let it continue this long. Your theory is obviously flawed. You have now acknowledged that you understand the flaws, but you continue to make continually more desperate arguments. This site is intended for mature, intellectually honest people who either wish to teach, or wish to learn. We simply do not need people like you on this site.
I therefore present you with a choice:
1) You admit that your theory is severely flawed, and cannot accurately model reality.
2) You refuse to concede, and I ban you and your friends from this forum forever.