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Here are a few I like from 2 favourite shows, I had quite a bit of trouble choosing:
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
- George, in "The Parking Garage"
"So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
"To some degree."
"So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
"In a manner of speaking."
"Well, that's honest."
"She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
"Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
- Jerry and George, in "The Fire"
"You don't know my name, do you?"
"Yes I do."
"What is it?"
"It, uh, rhymes with a female body part."
"What is it?"
"Mulva..."
- Dolores and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"
"We only wake you up for the important meetings."
- Yankee exec, to George, in "The Comeback" 
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