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That thread sucked.
Well, now you guys don't have to lose sleep posting in it.
Well, now you guys don't have to lose sleep posting in it.
You can't ask me to make these decisions. I'm too attached to franzbear. If there's even a remote chance of resuscitating him, I...I just think I'd be too *sniffle* emotional to make the rational decision.Evo said:So, is the Thread Killer Thread officially dead? Do we let it slowly sink to the bottom of GD, there to rest for all eternity?

How dare you speak badly of the dead!Knavish said:That thread sucked.![]()
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Well, now what am I going to lose sleep over?Well, now you guys don't have to lose sleep posting in it.

olh, god evo...bring him back...PLEASEEvo said:After MIH's touching eulogy, it's hard to go back to the old thread, but what if he's not dead, he's just hibernating!?
We will never know if he will reach 10,000 posts.![]()

I miss him... Don't worry, a few twitches after death are normal. Once rigor mortis sets in, it'll stop.yomamma said:EVO!? did you open franzbear while I was gone and close him again.. please give me a last postI miss him...
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Lisa! said:Thanx a million Evo.You're the star of PF.You're so brave and I'm so glad that we may never meet each other in real life coz I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison coz of killing someone.![]()
please answer my question:has any of my mates called you recently?
(you're a good example of 1 of the theories!)
Regards

True. As gasses escape the body past the vocal chords, it can make sounds, but it's nothing more than wishful thinking to believe it's alive and speaking.arildno said:Occasionally, a decomposing corpse omits sounds which can be misinterpreted as "Please revive me"
These signals must not be heeded.


Evo said:Franzbear is the electronic love child of Moonbear and Franznietzche. He is the heart and soul of the thread. It is he that everyone has tried to kill by drowning, freezing, burning, exploding, suffocating...you name it. Early in the thread he became a zombie and therefore impervious to harm.
How can you not have read ALL of the posts? Hmmmpf!
Hypatia's right. If you bring it back there's always that chance it could turn evil on us. I keep imagining franzbear with red-glowing eyes.hypatia said:After watching Pet Cemetery, I believe, that things dead, should remain so.
It already was threatening to take over other threads. It was quite a monster that somewhere around post 2000 or so, we just lost control of.Math Is Hard said:Hypatia's right. If you bring it back there's always that chance it could turn evil on us. I keep imagining franzbear with red-glowing eyes.![]()
*sniffle* Yes, that would be cruel, just dragging his poor, lifeless body around.I was tempted to start a Weekend at Franzbear's thread where we keep dragging the poor thing around and propping him up to make him look like he's still alive. I think that would just be cruel to Moonbear, though.
Yes, I did. Thanks.BTW, did you get the bereavement wreath I sent, MB? I know these things aren't usually made out of chocolate but I thought it would be more comforting to you.
