Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[EnumaElish]

Deleting off topic posts.

What is the daily average in a thread like this one? (Curious.)

 

[EnumaElish]

I've never kissed another female.

Li-i-ar! Liar! Liar, liar, liar!

 

[zoobyshoe]

mattmns has never been to a rap concert. and Zoob only has two einstein bio's.

No, only one. His life doesn't make for such interesting reading as Edison, Feynman, and Tesla.

 

[mattmns]

mattmns has never been to a rap concert. [...]

Are you saying that I have been to a rap concert? Notice that I put that I have never been to a rap concert as one of my statements

 

[zoobyshoe]

Oh, THAT Tesla? I thought zooby meant the 80s hair band.

Course I meant the band. There's some other Tesla?

 

[mattmns]

I am going with the mental institute as false for Bio-Hazard

 

[hypnagogue]

Course I meant the band. There's some other Tesla?

I don't know, but I just figured out that Tesla is an anagram for least. These are the little daily revelations that keep the world turning.

Also stale and slate. And tales. Hmm, I'm suddenly not so impressed with tales of that stodgery, stale piece of slate with the least of talent.

 

[zoobyshoe]

As a child I was put into an institution for wanting to kill/hurt people.

I've never kissed another female.

I love the emo-indie subculture.

So far, all the most shocking ones have been true, so I'll go with the emo/indian thing as false.

 

[mattmns]

Ok I will post mine:

I own 7 2pac albums (true: I own every cd released while he was alive + 7 day theory and Greatest hits).
I have never been to a rap concert (true)
Every rap cd I own was released originally in 90s (false: I own one rap cd that was not made in the 90s - Dr. Dre's 2001).

 

[zoobyshoe]

I don't know, but I just figured out that Tesla is an anagram for least. These are the little daily revelations that keep the world turning.

Interesting! In his native tongue tesla means adze, the woodworking tool.

 

[hypnagogue]

So far, all the most shocking ones have been true, so I'll go with the emo/indian thing as false.

I second that emotion.

 

[Genecks]

So far, all the most shocking ones have been true, so I'll go with the emo/indian thing as false.

Good job.
I like gothic chicks more. Those are such a rare breed though.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Hmm, I'm suddenly not so impressed with tales of that stodgery, stale piece of slate with the least of talent.

I can't find "stodgery" in the webster's.

Did you try anagramizing Nikola?

 

[EnumaElish]

Hold on! What's the definition of a kiss? Bio's post didn't say "romantic" or such like. A kiss can be just a kiss.

P.S. So you never kissed a woman on the cheek? On the forehead? Never kissed your mom? Grandma? A sister, cousin or niece?

 

[EnumaElish]

I demand a recount! Or, better still, a re-enactment!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

 

[zoobyshoe]

I demand a recount! Or, better still, a re-enactment!

Well, I guess we've discovered what you find exiting.

 

[hypnagogue]

I am a virgin.

No you're not. Females can't resist those musky zooby pheremones.

 

[hypnagogue]

Well, I guess we've discovered what you find exiting.

A stairwell? A street corner? The great outdoors?

 

[Entropy]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

1. True, definately! jk...

2. True.

3. False.

 

[whozum]

I am a virgin.

I've never been married.

I've never danced "hip hop."

#3 isn't true

 

[hypnagogue]

I can't find "stodgery" in the webster's.

That's odd. I guess it's a mix between codger and scrooge (?). I thought it was a word though.

Did you try anagramizing Nikola?

Lion, AK: A small, middle of nowhere town in Alaska. Population: 12. Don't bother trying to look it up, you won't find it.

OK, nail: as in, now that we've done the mandatory checkups and furnishings, you may commence driving the nail into the surface of interest with your hammering tool.

 

[zoobyshoe]

No you're not. Females can't resist those musky zooby pheremones.

You are correct, sir! #1 is false.

Zoobies cannot articulate their fingers into "gang signs" therefore, we avoid "rap" and "hip hop" and all that stuff.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Lion, AK, OK, nail

Pretty slim pickin's.

 

[Entropy]

1. My favorite color is blue.

2. I had pizza for diner.

3. I have cuts on the bottom of my feet.

 

[zoobyshoe]

well, I'll just flip my three-sided coin and say you didn't have pizza.

 

[Entropy]

Nope, I had two slices of pizza and a salade for diner, followed by cookies and milk for dessert.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Now you've eliminated one for the next guesser.

 

[JamesU]

his favorite color is not blue, because blue means that you're a normal member

 

[Entropy]

yomamma is indead correct! My favorite color is clear.

 

[zoobyshoe]

indead correct!

This must be a hybrid of "dead on" and "correct".

 

[JamesU]

wow...what a favorite color

okay

My favorite color is red
I had Wendy's for dinner
I have a dag named ash

 

[Entropy]

I have a dag named ash

I think you mean "dog." I can't stand people who don't spell correctly.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think ash is doggerel. You frequently mention a cat.

 

[Gale]

1. i once didn't eat for a week because my parents refused to let me until i cleaned my room.
2. I've never had a internet boyfriend, but i dated a girl online once.
3. i memorized a hundred didgets of pi to join a pi club so i could meet guys.