Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,501
oooo...check it now :cool:
 
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  • #9,502
oooo...check post #9544 now :cool:
 
  • #9,503
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
 
  • #9,504
these years, my television station only broadscat movies about black people, from detechtive killings to very romance. my father ws orginally from Nigeria, my mother was from India but we moved to Malaysia when i was 6 yrs old. I don't like black mivies brotacasted in a world full of look and feel. I find it dangeros too if th emovies are about millitary.
 
  • #9,505
I am worried. and i dislike betrayers, sold out someone/somethng!
 
  • #9,506
Really worried
 
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Mk said:
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
I'm calling a lawyer...!
 
  • #9,508
Forget the lawyer, there're other people you can call if you want to, uh, punish someone. With the right connections they're not hard to find...:devil:
 
  • #9,509
I want money...
 
  • #9,510
The Law's of Franzbear-Therd's

yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
Yes there are!
The Law of Franzbear
Franzbear cannot be created nor destoryed he can only be transferd form post to post though differn't killing method
The 1st law of therd's
Unless unacted upon by a unbalanced post,a therd will matian a constant velocity of post
The 2nd law of therd's
Every point of Therd can attracts every other point of Franzbear directd anlong the therd by connecting the two.This Therd is propotional to the product of Franzbear and inverservly propotinol to the post between them:
F = T(42*(P1P2/S)
where:
F = Franzbear
T= post in a therd
42 = is the answear to life the univere and everthing
P = distance between two post
S = attempts to kill franzbear
The Franzbear-therd law
Franzbear and this therd coexist killing this therd would be violation of the law of franzbear therefor killing this therd is immpossible
 
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890
 
  • #9,512
I remember that I killed a lot of tribdog's threads, but then again, they tended to end in just a long running conversation between the two of us. Usually a derogatory one :-p
 
  • #9,513
well, you could only kill this one for 5 1/2 hours...
 
  • #9,514
It would funny if Franzbear birth day was the same as this therds(on Feb 13).I know QT birthday is on the same day as this one
 
  • #9,515
what do you mean...? franzbear IS the thread...
 
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yomamma said:
well, you could only kill this one for 5 1/2 hours...

I'm out of practise, give me time to get into the swing of things.
 
  • #9,517
It's okay, not everyone can be like me and [boasting]KILL IT FOR 4.5 DAYS[/boasting]

sorry but I hold the championship and it's fun to find someone new to brag to :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
It's okay, not everyone can be like me and [boasting]KILL IT FOR 4.5 DAYS[/boasting]

sorry but I hold the championship and it's fun to find someone new to brag to :biggrin:


Lol, I bow down to your superior skills. I have much to learn. :bugeye:
 
  • #9,519
I don't think moonbear wants any more competitors, you may just leave mysteriously when you challenge her :bugeye:
 
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yomamma said:
what do you mean...? franzbear IS the thread...
Just because Franzbear and this therd coexist doesn't mean there birthday isn't the same day.
 
  • #9,521
well it is...
 
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Dawguard said:
Forget the lawyer, there're other people you can call if you want to, uh, punish someone. With the right connections they're not hard to find...:devil:
Well, the Genco families already have their vested interest in this thread. :devil:
 
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The scool district's honor band was today...the director was a total @$s. Which means that I don't want to go back tomorrow..:groan:
 
  • #9,524
That's a good reason.

Kids these days...
 
  • #9,525
Don't mind me, I'm just being conspicuously ubiquitous. :biggrin:

I never did inconspicuous very well. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,526
I just got adobe audition. I have absolutely no use for it, but it's fun
 
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Moonbear said:
Well, the Genco families already have their vested interest in this thread. :devil:
That is why it continues to thrive. I see sinister forces at work here: join them and share the glory.
 
  • #9,528
just in case, although very unlikely
 
  • #9,529
Franzbear's birthday is so close! Maybe we could get him a jar of nitroglycerin...!
 
  • #9,530
How about read shoes ?
 
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yomamma said:
Franzbear's birthday is so close! Maybe we could get him a jar of nitroglycerin...!
No nitroglycerin!We should surprise with nuclear weapons lighting his candle for his birthday
 
  • #9,532
I think we should each get Franzbear something without worrying what anybody else is planning. Nitro, nukes, throw all together along with everybody else's and see what happens. Even if there is a paradox amongst the gift-giving it will be quite interesting. Since Franzbear is the thread and the thread is made up of all of us posting I think the knowledge we could glean from these paradoxes would be quite interesting. Consider, he's vaporized by a nuke but somehow manages to shake the nitro and blow himself up. Both have obviously happened since he is the emergent properties of both, but how? hmmm...an interesting experiment if it actually happens. We could be on the verge of a great breakthrough on the topic of existentialism and consciousness!
 
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^longest post in this thread
 
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yomamma said:
I just got adobe audition. I have absolutely no use for it, but it's fun
We can see from this post that you are a non-Macintosh loser... I mean user, that can't download Logic Pro 7. Ha ha ha. And you cheater, you didn't pay for that!

http://www.apple.com/logicpro/
 
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ummm...okay...
 
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yomamma said:
^longest post in this thread
:cool: :cool:
 
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^Shortest post in this thread!:approve:
 
  • #9,538
no

ok maybe...[/color]
 
  • #9,539
You're all wrong, I seriously, actually hold the record for shortest post in the thread :biggrin:
It was
I'm serious! It was posted sometime after November.
 
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  • #9,540
Damn! Foiled again
Yomamma, I saw that hidden part in your post: MK holds the record, not you. The suprised smily is exactly ten characters and is the shortest possible. No one can beat that record without cheating and using colored text.
 
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Dawguard said:
Damn! Foiled again
Yomamma, I saw that hidden part in your post: MK holds the record, not you. The suprised smily is exactly ten characters and is the shortest possible. No one can beat that record without cheating and using colored text.
Or, since this is the ..."Killers" thread, we could discuss ways to eliminate MK. :cool: :devil: :wink: :biggrin: Of course this won't get rid of his record, but he won't be around to bring it up again. :devil: :wink:
 
  • #9,542
Hmmm...its a very tempting proposition. MK, I'll be fair and give you warning. Leave now or face my vast arsenal of chainsaws!
 
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Dawguard said:
Hmmm...its a very tempting proposition. MK, I'll be fair and give you warning. Leave now or face my vast arsenal of chainsaws!
You have a vast arsenal of chainsaws?
:bugeye: I think we need to introduce you to my little nephew Franzbear. :approve: :wink: :biggrin:
 
  • #9,544
I also have a special harness that allows me to carry fifteen at once connected to various joints and limbs. Lead me to that little nephew of yours...
 
  • #9,545
well,his head's pver there, but the body's lying over here somewhere...and we haven't found his left arm yet...:rolleyes:
 
  • #9,546
I really think that smilies count as one character, even though you have to type a ten-charcter code to make it.
 
  • #9,547
ABC 15 Local News sucks. they need to learn how to spell.
 
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yomamma said:
ABC 15 Local News sucks. they need to learn how to spell.
Doo u thik tey hve ay job opening's?
 
  • #9,549
no, but the reporters are doing karaoke signing 'ain't no mountain high enough' :groan:
 
  • #9,550
"Ain't no valley too low" c'mon brutha, dig it! :biggrin:
 

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