Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Mk said:
Also, there was a gook book last year. It was good. http://www.randomhouse.com/bantamdell/koontz/velocity_book.html

Dean Koontz.
okay then...
 
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  • #9,483
yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2807036
 
  • #9,484
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH I like yomamma.
 
  • #9,485
The Franzbear effect

franznietzsche said:
I just realized how sad it is that we have a 9500 post thread spent mostly trying to say something that would make other people stop posting. Wow.


Its times like this that I love PF all the more :!) :!) :!) .
This because of the Franzbear effect.What happens is that when everone is trying to kill a single therd but no one want's to let some elese to kill it because they want to,the result...The therd becomes imortal.This is called the Franzbear effect because it reminds a lot about franzbear(didn't you see wha post #1 said in it's title)There is an equation which is:
infity >= F(X^42/115.5)+(P*M^2/S)
Where
F = franzbear
X =Amount of post it takes to kill a therd
42 is there because it's the answear to life the universe and everything I got form a very secientifical acucarte book
115.5 is just a radmon number
P = the amount of post made on a therd
M = the amount of post mods made in a therd
S = attempts to kill franzbear or a theard
infity is the amount of post on PF:smile:
If the equation on the right is equal to infity(on the left) this means that the therd is immortal and is in the franzbear effect
The franzbear effect means that once a therd is equal infinity it will never be killed and if you think it will when the universe collapses your worng it will only be matter of time before those evil robot assains form the future come to this therd(you know causing an time loop thing like in star trek).So this means there will be an infite amount of post in this therd.
 
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  • #9,486
franznietzsche said:
Well I'm not stepping up again. Its someone else's turn. Maybe tomorrow, just not tonight. Tonight is...well...yeah. Let's forget i brought it up.
Bad, very very bad.

But, I don't mind that plan of finding me a Valentine's date. If someone managed that (a real one, not some guy you just pay to do it ), I might be in a good enough mood to let them have the kill when I lock the thread. :devil: :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Bad, very very bad.

What's bad? I'm confused. Its Tiny's birthday. Well, it was.

But, I don't mind that plan of finding me a Valentine's date. If someone managed that (a real one, not some guy you just pay to do it ), I might be in a good enough mood to let them have the kill when I lock the thread. :devil: :biggrin:

Hmmmm...
 
  • #9,488
Moonbear, you'll have to throw a party for franzbear on his birthday...
 
  • #9,489
yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
Actually, every single post "kills" Franzbear until someone else posts and similtaniously brings him back to life and then kills him again. Therefore Franzbear is in a perpetual state of both life and death which is legally impossible: you've got nothing to worry about.
 
  • #9,490
*Stabs franzbear*

thanks ;)
 
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http://www.twilightus.net/adam/images/norad.jpg

This is just some random picture I found of NORAD

This is what he was writting
http://www.twilightus.net/adam/images/lol.jpgThat looks like "ROCKET BOOM" and then some random scribbles... O__O
 
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the Qutaum loop Franzbear effect

Dawguard said:
Actually, every single post "kills" Franzbear until someone else posts and similtaniously brings him back to life and then kills him again. Therefore Franzbear is in a perpetual state of both life and death which is legally impossible: you've got nothing to worry about.
You just added a some new varibles to the franzbear effect
the old eqution:
infity >= F(X^42/115.5)+(P*M^2/S)
Read my previous post for more information
New Eqution
infity >= F(P/S^42*115.5)+(X/M)
The differnce is this time is that
F= Franzbear like the old eqution
P = Made by franzbear
S = Attempts to kill franzbear
X = the amount of post it takes to kill a therd
M = Post by mods


The Qutaum loop Franzbear effect is that if P = S then and that the Right side of the equation is equal to infity(on the left) the result...Franzbear and this therd becomes immortal so this means Franzbear and this therd coexist with one ontherd I'll call this "The Unifed Franzbear-therd killer fourm force".The Mortailty of The Unifed Franzbear-therd killer force becomes more defromend as more post are made.
 
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That's hilarious Scott :biggrin: : I'm glad I was able to contribute the understanding of the Franzbear effect. Let us know if you make anymore progress with this important equation, I think you've found the Unified Theory for every single forum in existence!
 
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Simplified:

F=U

F= franzbear
U=Unkillable

FU, FU, FU, FUU, and FUU are all copyright © of Yomamma[/size]
 
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  • #9,495
I prefer foobar, but if you like FU than that's ok. F U.
 
  • #9,496
that's not what I meant but while we're at it...FU^2 :biggrin:
 
  • #9,497
I think you mean FU2 or FU2
 
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FU22

10 char limit
 
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  • #9,499
I copyrighted the code for that, and you have stolen part of it. You're goin down sista!
 
  • #9,500
oooo...check it now:cool:
 
  • #9,501
oooo...check it now :cool:
 
  • #9,502
oooo...check post #9544 now :cool:
 
  • #9,503
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
 
  • #9,504
these years, my television station only broadscat movies about black people, from detechtive killings to very romance. my father ws orginally from Nigeria, my mother was from India but we moved to Malaysia when i was 6 yrs old. I don't like black mivies brotacasted in a world full of look and feel. I find it dangeros too if th emovies are about millitary.
 
  • #9,505
I am worried. and i dislike betrayers, sold out someone/somethng!
 
  • #9,506
Really worried
 
  • #9,507
Mk said:
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
I'm calling a lawyer...!
 
  • #9,508
Forget the lawyer, there're other people you can call if you want to, uh, punish someone. With the right connections they're not hard to find...:devil:
 
  • #9,509
I want money...
 
  • #9,510
The Law's of Franzbear-Therd's

yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
Yes there are!
The Law of Franzbear
Franzbear cannot be created nor destoryed he can only be transferd form post to post though differn't killing method
The 1st law of therd's
Unless unacted upon by a unbalanced post,a therd will matian a constant velocity of post
The 2nd law of therd's
Every point of Therd can attracts every other point of Franzbear directd anlong the therd by connecting the two.This Therd is propotional to the product of Franzbear and inverservly propotinol to the post between them:
F = T(42*(P1P2/S)
where:
F = Franzbear
T= post in a therd
42 = is the answear to life the univere and everthing
P = distance between two post
S = attempts to kill franzbear
The Franzbear-therd law
Franzbear and this therd coexist killing this therd would be violation of the law of franzbear therefor killing this therd is immpossible
 
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