Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
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"Why I think I'm the man for Evo"

Here's your chance, gentleman. We (the Sisterhood) think Evo needs a man. I'm tired of her whining about being alone all the time, and constantly ending up injured and in the hospital ER from her efforts at home maintanence and repair - or just being basically clumsy. :smile: She also needs someone who can work a heavier hand with her JAWS OF DEATH dog. Having someone there to let her in when she locks herself out of the house in her underwear would be nice, too.

So! If you are funny, kind, highly intelligent, the not-TOO-jealous type, and GENTLEMANLY, you may woo our sister for the next month or so, whereupon we shall decide whether there shall be a double or triple wedding on Valentines Day. :smile: :smile:

Who would like to be Evo's man?
 
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Tsunami

How openminded is evo? Is this open only to men? I am a very happily newly/weeded gal.

tell evo, as corny as this is, when she loves without expectation/fear perfect love will find her.

when you solicit you elicit unknowingly. :devil:

good luck to you.

not being a party-popper, as a matter of fact i have a bro who is single that fits the bill :smile:

he wouldn't agree though :devil:
 
I CALL DIBS! Wait, there's that intelligence thing...but then again I can cook AND make tuxedo strawberrys. Oh, and I warm up the lotion BEFORE I rub da foots.

:!) :blushing:
 
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Come on guys, I can't be the only one that thinks Evo is dreamy. Besides, I don't think Tsu and Evo will let me win by default. (fingers crossed)
 
I just noticed that :!) Dimitri Terryn :!) is back online... hmm... possibility? I always liked him - he was sweet, handsome, and very generous with the chocolate. I wouldn't mind having him as a PF brother-in-law.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
he was sweet, handsome, very generous with the chocolate...
...and taken !

But I'm sure that's a detail that can be worked around. :rolleyes:
 
Hey, I saw she wanted a physicist for christmas, would she settle for one in the making?
 
polyb said:
Hey, I saw she wanted a physicist for christmas, would she settle for one in the making?
You mean like a "starter kit"?
 
Math Is Hard said:
You mean like a "starter kit"?


No, more like a half finished product! I only have one article in my cv, and that is a 'co-authorship' contribution to the article.
 
  • #10
Well, I am confident we'll find just the right fella. Now hold still, Evo, I need to hem your wedding dress.
 

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Hey, I am supposedly smart don't believe I am as smart as the website said but here's hoping! I can cook, i enjoy working around the home i like working on cars and i love fighting with dogs, got the scars to proove it. Oh and I am used to driving to the accident and emergency (ER) 3 times in 6 months, once for me twice for friends.
 
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Honestly, I am just looking for someone with a compatible personality. I don't care about looks. I don't want "Mr Excitement", I'd like a rather boring, highly intelligent guy. A great sense of humor is important.
 
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I can be anything you want me to be, o:)
 
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Gokul, I should have known Dimitri would get snapped up. He was a real sweetheart.
But - we have some excellent candidates here already! This may be a very tough decision for the sisterhood to make! :smile:
 
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Evo said:
Honestly, I am just looking for someone with a compatible personality. I don't care about looks. I don't want "Mr Excitement", I'd like a rather boring, highly intelligent guy. A great sense of humor is important.

I'm boring!:!)
 
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Andy said:
I can be anything you want me to be, o:)
awwww, Andy's racking up points. :approve:
 
  • #17
jcsd said:
I'm boring!:!)
I :!) boring men!
 
  • #18
Yey! What dog do you have? How big is he/she?
 
  • #19
Evo,

Remember, we males are the genetically deficiant ones so be careful! We are always looking to make up for that perceived inadequacy!
 
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Im pretty sorted genetically, got all the right bits in all the right places, almost.
 
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Andy said:
Yey! What dog do you have? How big is he/she?
The "Jaws of Death", a yellow Lab, lives outside now, since she ate the inside of my house. :devil:
 
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yea i could deal with her, used to dealing with Bullmastiffs and great danes!

Gotta go, goin to a chinese restaurant. Yummy.
 
  • #23
I'm afraid humanino met with an unfortunate accident while I was cleaning my gun. quel dommage.
but, hey, life goes on, right?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I'm afraid humanino met with an unfortunate accident while I was cleaning my gun. quel dommage.
but, hey, life goes on, right?
MIH, you're precious. :biggrin:
 
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Echo 6 Sierra said:
Come on guys, I can't be the only one that thinks Evo is dreamy. Besides, I don't think Tsu and Evo will let me win by default. (fingers crossed)
You are always so sweet.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I'm afraid humanino met with an unfortunate accident while I was cleaning my gun. quel dommage.
but, hey, life goes on, right?

Remind me to keep the gun cabnet locked when you're around!

So shotgun weddings are part and parcel of your methods!
 
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polyb said:
Remind me to keep the gun cabnet locked when you're around!

So shotgun weddings are part and parcel of your methods!
Actually, Tsu and Moonbear are holding on to the shotgun for me right now. They'll need it when it comes time to go pick up my beloved and bring him to the ceremony! :wink: :-p

Besides, Greg Bernhardt said if I shot any more members this year I was going to get a suspension :mad: , so as clumsy as I am, it's better that I just not have the gun around for a while. :biggrin:
 
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:smile: this has got to be the funniest thread ever on PF! :smile:

WANTED:
Boring gentleman companion with sense of humor. Must be liked by crazy yellow lab and handy around the house, as this woman tends to lock herself outside in her undergarments.

No wise guys, otherwise you will have to answer to a texan barbie with a loaded shotgun and a tsunami who drinks apple martinis.
 
  • #29
Well, then, I guess I don't qualify for this position.

*packs up folders and puts them in briefcase and dusts off blazer*
 
  • #30
Kerrie said:
:smile: this has got to be the funniest thread ever on PF! :smile:

WANTED:
Boring gentleman companion with sense of humor. Must be liked by crazy yellow lab and handy around the house, as this woman tends to lock herself outside in her undergarments.

No wise guys, otherwise you will have to answer to a texan barbie with a loaded shotgun and a tsunami who drinks apple martinis while driving a supersonic RV/mobil wedding chapel.
Do you think we might be scaring them off? :smile:
 
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Jeebus said:
Well, then, I guess I don't qualify for this position.

*packs up folders and puts them in briefcase and dusts off blazer*
No, I already lost one! :frown:
 
  • #32
Evo said:
No, I already lost one! :frown:

I am sorry, Evo, I am just not boring. Speaking of which, I need to get some more pictures up in the photo thread. Don't ask me how I just linked those two together later, but I did.
 
  • #33
Don't worry, Evo. Moonbear has the shotgun. He'll be back. :wink:

And don't worry, Jeebus. If you're here on PF, you're boring. PF'ers don't have a life. That's why we are here. :wink: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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Tsunami said:
And don't worry, Jeebus. If you're here on PF, you're boring. PF'ers don't have a life. That's why we are here. :wink: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Hey, that's not true! Look at my post total and look at the day I registered, I'm terrible with PF life!
 
  • #35
1) I'm not good looking...Especially in the morning,at noon and in the evening...At night I look good when there's complete darkness in the room...
2)I'm pretty boring,the only person who thinks otherwise is me.
3)I don't know how to smile,but usually other laugh because of me.
4)I'm a theorist,so i have no problem with my beloved hanging out,or just hanging,in a lab...

C'est moi,Daniel.

I may be found on PF from time to time... :-p

PS.I'm intelligent,especially when i sleep.
 
  • #36
If I can't feel my arms does that mean I do not have a sense of humer?
 
  • #37
Depends on whether u do funny things with your hands...? :rolleyes:

Daniel.
 
  • #38
Jeebus said:
Hey, that's not true! Look at my post total and look at the day I registered, I'm terrible with PF life!
OMG!111 Jeebus may actually have a life!1111
 
  • #39
Why does he hang out with US, then? :confused:
 
  • #40
where does this lady reside :D
 
  • #41
In the dreams of about a half of the males from PF. :-pe.The mentally healthy half...

Daniel.
 
  • #42
humus

<i>Honestly, I am just looking for someone with a compatible personality. I don't care about looks. I don't want "Mr Excitement", I'd like a rather boring, highly intelligent guy. A great sense of humor is important.</i>

Evo, i have yet to learn how to properly do the direct quote thing, so sorry if that code doesn't hold.

I'm new to F land sorta, well i know very little...reaching into my bag, I see that like attracts like? true or false? let me know so I know whether or not to toss that "truth"

I care about looks, when I didn't I married "ugly" once, the first time, second one was handsome, had that Clint Eastwood thang going on, but his inners were hostile AND so were mine ORR I never would have attracted him, right?

another law of physics? true or false?

Your humor is wonderful, if you say you are boring I believe you. You're probably WAY above average in intelliagents or you wouldn't be a mentor.

I'm having a "CLEO" (is she still in jail?) moment, the man you will meet within the next 39 hours, cyber or otherwise WILL be ::::drumroll:::

1. Compatible Personality Wise, but not necessarily in other areas. How important is sex/god/love/rock/house-order/finanaces and roll to you?

2. Hones

3. Ugly or Very Handsome

4. Boring

5. Highly Intelligent, so that means he will have that G thang going on but no kindness, tenderness, humor, gentleness, COM-PASSION etc.,

6. Oh lordy, he will be PHUNNY! maybe, maybe not, you said it was important and that came in a sentence all my itself. Let's connect it now.

7. Evo's new "love/like" that is stepping into her life within the next 39 hours/minutes/seconds will be a wonderfully humorous fella' that will also probably be locking himself out of the house in his underwear as she cuss'es CODA LOL. Inside joke Evo..hehe

Good wishes in the next 39...if I'm having a CLEO moment why don't I know if it's minutes hours or seconds or days?

Because I have little learned here that time doesn't exist REALLY. I did learn that first at the river (i flunked math). I found a watch without a phace on it and then it HITS! SHIIT! TIME DOES NOT EXIST!

woah, cool lesson and without tuition!

wish me luck on the GRE ~ thank you sweetie!

!xkc :devil:
 
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polyb said:
If I can't feel my arms does that mean I do not have a sense of humer?


:smile: :smile: :smile:

...nor a sense of humor, as your funny bone will be useless too.
 
  • #44
dextercioby said:
Depends on whether u do funny things with your hands...? :rolleyes:

I can't help myself with that alluring picture of evo!

AAAHHOOOOGGHHHAAAA! :!) :!) :!)
 
  • #45
"the doors"

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. –William Blake


GOKU woah, i love that quote, and how i sea it ... this post isn't off topic as it was in your post!

Thank you!

(!xck) :devil: the liveD i con is my favorite simply because once i gave up living for the devil=lived, i am now among...whatever

true or false in physics - everything is backwards in QM? or is it PH? ...i got no g, BUT erg has saved me more than once LOL.
 
  • #46
Wow, what a pathetic bunch of candidates.
I read what the requirements were, and I think it would be easier if you just said I want someone just like tribdog. I wish you luck.
Hmmm, I was raised as a Mormon, so there is always the polygamy issue, but I'm a monogamous sort of guy.
I got to admit though I was absolutely smitten with Evo a few months ago. I would have done anything for her, well I still would do anything for her. I meant to say I would have done anything TO her. If I hadn't meet Moonbear I would be on this thread screaming for attention. Evo you can have your choice of 99.998% of the men on earth, all you have to do is choose.
 
  • #47
tribdog said:
Wow, what a pathetic bunch of candidates.
I read what the requirements were, and I think it would be easier if you just said I want someone just like tribdog. I wish you luck.
Hmmm, I was raised as a Mormon, so there is always the polygamy issue, but I'm a monogamous sort of guy.
I got to admit though I was absolutely smitten with Evo a few months ago. I would have done anything for her, well I still would do anything for her. I meant to say I would have done anything TO her. If I hadn't meet Moonbear I would be on this thread screaming for attention. Evo you can have your choice of 99.998% of the men on earth, all you have to do is choose.
You and Moonbear are a match made in heaven. :approve: I would not have been as good for you as her.
 
  • #48
tribdog said:
Wow, what a pathetic bunch of candidates.
I read what the requirements were, and I think it would be easier if you just said I want someone just like tribdog. I wish you luck.
Hmmm, I was raised as a Mormon, so there is always the polygamy issue, but I'm a monogamous sort of guy.
I got to admit though I was absolutely smitten with Evo a few months ago. I would have done anything for her, well I still would do anything for her. I meant to say I would have done anything TO her. If I hadn't meet Moonbear I would be on this thread screaming for attention. Evo you can have your choice of 99.998% of the men on earth, all you have to do is choose.

You're right tribdog,

I'm not WORTHY! :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
  • #49
I know, that's why I didn't throw my name into the mix.
It's just hard seeing you unhappy and not being able to help. I have a burden to bear in that I'm nearly perfect online. So by making a committment to one woman I break the hearts of so many others and it wears on my soul. LOL. I can't keep this load of crap going.
I'm falling for Moonbear, she is great. And you are right she probably is better for me especially when you consider that she is a doctor and I'm often in need of one.

edit: when I wrote this Evo's was the last post, so my first line is to her, not to the I'm not worthy post. I'm not that conceited.
second edit: lol, looking at the crying smilies and the first line of my second paragraph is funny too. really my entire post was in response to Evo's.
 
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  • #50
ph said:
I'm having a "CLEO" (is she still in jail?) moment, the man you will meet within the next 39 hours, cyber or otherwise WILL be ::::drumroll:::

1. Compatible Personality Wise, but not necessarily in other areas. How important is sex/god/love/rock/house-order/finanaces and roll to you?

2. Hones

3. Ugly or Very Handsome

4. Boring

5. Highly Intelligent, so that means he will have that G thang going on but no kindness, tenderness, humor, gentleness, COM-PASSION etc.,

6. Oh lordy, he will be PHUNNY! maybe, maybe not, you said it was important and that came in a sentence all my itself. Let's connect it now.

7. Evo's new "love/like" that is stepping into her life within the next 39 hours/minutes/seconds will be a wonderfully humorous fella' that will also probably be locking himself out of the house in his underwear as she cuss'es CODA LOL. Inside joke Evo..hehe
:smile: A compatable personality is very important.

Good wishes in the next 39...if I'm having a CLEO moment why don't I know if it's minutes hours or seconds or days?

Because I have little learned here that time doesn't exist REALLY. I did learn that first at the river (i flunked math). I found a watch without a phace on it and then it HITS! SHIIT! TIME DOES NOT EXIST!
Oooh, this sounds very intriguing!

Thanks ph! :biggrin:
 

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